Cuntybaws
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I hope the cunt was nailed to the coffin just to be on the safe side. Perhaps with a stake through the heart for good measure. I told Mrs Baws she could dance on my grave when I go. Silly cunt doesn't know I'm being buried at sea.
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Someone they were interviewing pointed out that you can buy high-powered assault rifles in the same American supermarkets that banned Kinder eggs for being a health & safety risk. Not big on irony, the Yanks.
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Turg!
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w00t
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If ever a thread cried out for a picture...
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There's no "I" in team, but there is a "u" in cunt.
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Well that's YOU "unfriended", you cunt! Anyone remember Dr Cunt's immortal "Cunts Corner Statistics" thread? Fucking hell, where did all those cunts go?
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Who are ya, who are ya...?
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Off with her clit!
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I can't understand a word of this cunt's language, so I put the TV on mute and just make my own sound effects. Not so much signing for the deaf, as signing for the soon-to-be blind.
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A compelling image - but I think the teeth might put me off my stride.
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The traditional and long overdue phrase is, "Fuck Tom Daley!"
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Billy Bleach?
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I'll turn a deaf ear to that slur!
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A nice Chianti - that's a smutty innuendo, right? Mrs Baws has acute angina.
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Surely when it comes to the paralympic events the testers turn a blind eye? (No pun intended.)
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You wouldn't be calling Hannibal Lecter a cunt, would you? Careful now.
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Well how fucking ironic is this? The Jamaican cotton trade is readying itself for expansion - if only they had some, er, labourers for the fields... http://jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20140223/lead/lead10.html
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What the fuck's wrong with that, then? No-one ever had a go at me on the many occasions that I've cited the not-at-all-sociopathic views of Hannibal Lecter i.e. that a disaster involving any place of worship is a complete fucking waste unless it is crammed to the gunwales with the pious when it happens. It's not fair to pick on Mike just because he can't spell "coincidence".
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I can't understand why any cunt would eat their own bogeys. Or anyone else's obviously. Nor why any dirty, lazy cunt would wipe them on the walls of a toilet cubicle when there's a fucking toilet roll just there!
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Mystery solved. The poor cunts committed suicide rather than spend another night with their wives. Bollywood, this place ain't!
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A mention of lentils and tofu earlier made me come over all nostalgic, so this one goes out to thecatwoman.
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By "picking your nose" do you mean "having a wank"? And by "bogey" do you mean "erection"? Just asking - don't read anything into it.
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On the plus side, she's a lot better looking than the hosebeast from Little Ted's. And we know she's not fussy.
