Cuntybaws

This cunt has a face like ET's scrotum.

Perhaps if their father was a supercomputer and their mother was a petri dish? In either event, they could be invited to play Pooh Sticks, Vietnamese-style.

Pooh (or poo) sticks is a game for cunt children who can't afford Pokemon Sapphire.

You don't know who pedobear is, do you?

Why... it almost looks like... someone accusing fine upstanding members of the Corner of being paedophiles, in flagrant violation of site rules? Surely not? Of course, it may just be a deflection technique, wrought by someone with a pubis like the front row of an Earth, Wind and Fire concert.

My dog has no nose... where's HIS fucking award?

Religions can be plotted on a spectrum of stupidity. Scientology is way out there in the far ultraviolet, but you still can't wedge a fucking Rizla between it and Catholicism.

Dick Advocaat. No, not the football manager - two things Mrs Baws will only put in her mouth at Xmas.

But I'll bet his windows are clean.

Here's one just for Manila. If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

I don't imagine it's difficult to surprise you at the best of times. Pull my finger...

LOL

Tell us about the time you were raped by a gang of bisexual jews, then. That would explain a lot. As it happens, this is phenomenally lazy & amateur cunting which totally avoids the real elephant in the room. Shatner's a fucking Canadian!

And the way is now clear for a threesome with both daughters without fear of shotgun retribution. Result cubed!

You are Sporty Spice and I claim my £5.

Or did you, Nostrafuckingdamus? http://cuntscorner.com/index.php?/forums/topic/58417-four-words-i-never-want-to-hear/#comment-80015

Poond o' shite y'old pissbag!

Just imagine they saved a North Korean train...

You have to listen to the notes he's not playing.

Refreshingly honest.

Fucking hell, just imagine the grief the poor cunt would have got if you'd lost the Ashes!

They've come up with a new slogan for next year's event. "Shoreham Air Show - safer than Jurassic World!"