Cuntybaws

Anything you'd like it to prove.

There's no arguing with a Venn diagram.

Not that these propositions are mutually exclusive, but yes. I personally believe that ITV X represents not just the lowest common denominator but the absolute nadir of human endeavour. The very fact that it even exists makes me suspect that a great cleansing fire cannot be too far away now.

I suspect you misspelled "biennially".

See also Katie Price, just for racial balance.

This vile, lying, chancing cunt has just been banned for refusing to say who was driving at the time other offences were (allegedly) committed. Bianca Williams banned from driving and given 18 penalty points The report doesn't say what the 11 penalty points she already had on her licence were for. Perhaps it was "Smelling of foreign food" or "Possession of curly black hair and thick lips"?

They must have one hell of a window box. Urban darkies aren't normally renowned for their gardening skills, unless this is "homegrown" on an industrial scale.

An indigenous people to despise, strange marsupials to bugger, a big fucking rock - what's not to like?

Must be something about the name. See also Carlton Cole, AKA Can't Control.

Just waiting for Pen to start the Henry Kissinger thread now...

The prosecution rests, M'Lud.

Lou fucking Gehrig, eh, what were the odds?

Why is it never Bono? I hope it's the "faggot/slut" version that gets released for the inevitable Xmas number one, if only to piss off Russell T Davies.

"I had problems associating disability with evil", says professional mincer Russell T Davies, whose condescending non-logic ignores the fact that Davros is the only Doctor Who villain in a wheelchair. I can't wait for the retcon of "Chorlton and the Wheelies".

Don't worry, I hear Pfizer are working on an oinkment.

When I was younger I wanted to be a copper, but I was caught out by the trick question on the application form. “Q1: Father’s name?”

Rik: "Amazulu" SPG: "Oh, is that right? Ah'm a Glaswegian"

I'm actually looking forward to Skynet becoming self aware and removing humans from the decision making process. Some cunts are in for a hell of a shock when that happens!

I sometimes think I'd quite like to be a traffic warden but I'd apply my powers very selectively and only target people who actually deserved it. Cunts who park on the pavement, or in disabled spaces, for example. And Muslims, obviously. Unlike actual traffic wardens I would also hang around to confront everyone I ticketed in the hope of goading them into doing something they'd really regret. They've probably never met a warden with a flick knife before.

Did somebody else mention this too? Because I can't imagine for a second you'd be calling ME a prick, you cheeky little piss-weasel.

Dublin as a whole strikes me as the sort of place which has more chromosomes than teeth.

Or even added to the existing thread...