Roadkill

So are they dead yet or do you reckon they killed the pilot cunt to preserve oxygen?

I thought he was my son and your brother. Get your bloody lore sorted before we end up looking like the fucking Habsburgs raped the Addams Family.

You pair of cunts. I'm lying here with a chest infection and I've just hacked what looks like an aborted foetus of the Incredible Hulk onto the telly from the couch on the opposite wall. Divin't make me laugh it fucking hurts.

Alright, lads?

How about that big train crash in India, Pen? They're being polite and not offering the numbers of cunts who were clinging to the top and sides of the cunt when it crashed - these fuckers have evolved the ability to survive three hours cut completely in half at the waist for this exact reason - so what's your rough estimate of Klingons included in the casualty list? I'd say at least half.

He needs to get his facts right. Pete was a fucking sicko - no fucking question about it. If his own theory is correct then that would mean you, me and Roops (fucking Roops, who wouldn't piss on any of us if we were on fire) teamed up on the cunt for no reason. Unless he's insinuating @Old Chap Raasclaat and @Dyslexic cnut had something to do with it, which would be impressive considering they didn't exist then.

Pete was shown to be a wrongun when I invited Roops into the private messages he'd been sending me. Also, I wasn't witch hunting any cunt at the time - he felt secure telling me such incriminating things because in my naiveté I'd been nice to him and tried to introduce him kindly to the unique community on here. And me and @Decimus aren't "comrades" in any fucking way, unless you count occasionally yapping about Star Trek when nowt else is going on here.

Where the hell is Eric? Has he been stabbed again?

The nonce accusations between him and Fiddler were engineered by me - read further up. I don't really have a problem with the cunt at the moment, but I wouldn't save him getting hit by a bus either. I am a better rapper than him though - something I never thought I would ever say in relation to anyone.

The fucking nerve.

Yeah! Take down the "old guard"! Always works.

Now, call each other nonces in the most creative way possible whilst somehow avoiding the cooler and you've passed phase 1.

Logic dictates that I put a cap in your ass, steal your bitch and die in a helluva crash.

No, never been on safari. I think you're supposed to give the locals glass beads in return for their finest womenfolk as well - they love that shit.

You're a drug and @Mrs RoopsRoop is addicted. I just finished redoing the bathroom today, Billy, nice light blue walls and white tiling around the bath and above the sink, all the old wall plugs pulled out and filled properly, sanded to a perfect finish, fresh sealant around everything. Three fucking days, but the cunt who lived here before me superglued those shit pound shop sticky tiles directly over a polished concrete floor - fucking brown and cream diamond pattern. I hope he dies a humiliating death.

You don't understand Billy. You just experience him.

I like to think you tip over furniture every time you reach this point, Decs. In a room with a swinging 40watt bulb and rusty metal shade. You'll get to the bottom of this one way or another and find the scumbag who killed your partner.

They look like Vulcan gangster rappers.

More like Predestination when you think about it. Tranception.

Alright, calm down. The fuck is going on here? First the post doubled and now it's behind cunts quoting it.

Donald Trout

I noticed the matching bowl cuts in other pictures. That a new trend or just a Welsh thing? Either way it's fucking hilarious.

What the fuck is going on here? Bunch of chavs getting pissy and rioting over another pair of chavs getting killed in a police chase. One of their Mam's has been quoted as saying the lad driving was "a very experienced rider" - he was 15, love. No cunt is experienced at any fucking thing at 15 - why the fuck is he riding around on a powerful electric motorbike, clearly capable of going over 30mph with a passenger on the back? Why is he displaying no L plates and riding around a residential area, running from the coppers? Is it because you've admitted buying the cunting thing for him as a birthday present? A 15 year old lad given the keys to a machine he has no licence or insurance to operate? Yes. Yes it fucking is, you daft fucking bint. You killed your son, not the police chasing him down in an attempt to stop him running over people as he rides a completely silent vehicle through residential areas with parked cars blocking the view that any pedestrian, young or old, would need to detect it coming towards them. If those thick cunts torching cars and tipping over wheelie bins in self righteous indignation had any fucking sense (and weren't just a bunch of wankers looking for an excuse to set fires), they'd be putting your windows out. Fair enough, the Police should have admitted they were chasing them down in the first place (they originally tried to deny it), but given the pig shit levels of intelligence displayed by this "close" and "misunderstood" community, I understand why they were reluctant. Sadly the Gene Hunts are long gone from the world - there'll be no smarmy cunt eating a bacon sarnie at the crime scene, happy to brow beat the grumbling neanderthals gathered into compliance with cutting words and the not so subtle threat of police brutality - just whatever lesbian has been promoted to chief of police this week offering a weedy apology and immediate resignation from behind a lectern for the twenty first time. I suggest we implement immediate military action and simply carpet bomb the entire county to save the rest of the population from the usual displays of grief and mourning.

Surely it is now every cunt's who knows this smug little wanker's home address civic duty to invite themselves in and defecate on his Crazy George's furnishings? He'll end up stabbed eventually, then we'll get the usual sob story about how the world has been robbed of a wealth of potential and musical talent. Personally, I think I'd boil him alive if I was to encounter him, although a sledgehammer to his knees and elbows might be more entertaining - I could spray paint him yellow and say he's the cheese string man as he flops about.

I'm surprised Africa never became part of the Soviet Union - the cunts had the human wave tactics mastered for thousands of years. Just imagine the German's faces as they approached Stalingrad to be met with a sea of screaming, war painted darkies in ushanka hats.