Roadkill

16 minutes ago, King Billy said:

This is more like it Killer. Saturday night meltdown lol.

I noticed you working on the cunts on other threads tonight, I think we can both take credit. Honestly surprised @ChildeHarold won it though. @Basil came in with a very nice trap but I think the pressure got to him in those last, defining moments.

1 minute ago, Basil said:

You've likely had a few unlawful entries in your time, you fucking dirty little nonce cunt.

I think you might have got a bit excited there, Baz. He can get you fucked off for nonce allegations.

Good show, though.

16 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Go into the woods? Where did that fucking come from? So they get their choppers out and collect firewood for the camp? Even I'm not that naive. 

He's actually got you here, Harold. You need to explain yourself immediately, I hope for your sake it was just you being a naïve spacker:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/society/2021/jul/25/uk-ireland-child-sexual-abuse-scout-movement

1 minute ago, Basil said:

Fuck all that. I want to know what you meant when you said it's natural for adult men to go into the woods with other people's young boys.

If I were you, I'd make the explanation you're about to give PHENOMINAL.

@ChildeHarold?

6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

That's your teacup Basil, not the parents. I was thinking about that nameless numberless world champion marathon runner (who fucking cares?) who died in Africa whilst training. Turns out it was a common motor accident. Nothing to see there....... except we had to endure 48 hours of eulogy and tributes including one from that fucking all time 2012 Olympic Millionaire Gold Medal Winner (in how to make a fortune out of sport) Lord Sebastian Hague Bag Carrier and Goody Gumshoes Tory Sebastian Coe. 

You can guess the scenario. A life intensively scheduled into competing for fucking zillions and non-stop training, with a giddying amount of travelling inbetween, until you are just a brainless pair of legs with no sense of direction unless guided by barriers round a twenty odd mile city running track. 

Of course we won't have the pleasure of that cunts legs in the annual London Marathon and BBC Orgy of live coverage looking increasingly tedious and predictable every year with an itinerary and a layout that has never ever been changed or updated. Always the easy cash cow. In the meantime the good people of East London suffer another day of road closures and disruption to fed the vanity self love and cash tills of the London Marathon Company, a private company that pays the Brashers handsomely. 

By comparison the Scouts are...... 

.... just nice people. 

You bitch and moan about cunts not taking your "content" seriously and you've just filled this poor fuckers nice, new and engaging nomination with utter fucking drivel.

5 minutes ago, Basil said:

Now call me a cynic if thou must, but if you go up on a fucking ledge, with a massive drop, is it really the scouts fault if you plummet to the earth and splatter a hillside with your corpse?

https://news.sky.com/story/amp/scout-association-referred-to-police-over-boys-death-on-2018-trip-13078411

Here's an idea for the family currently playing the blame game - maybe you should have brought the fat, northern wastrel a fucking compass?

I meant what type of thick cunt gets lost, and then tries to find his way back via a jagged edge 200 feet up?

And anyway, if he'd made it back down, he'd of likely had his arsehole fucked into another dimension by a gang of randy scoutmasters.

And finally, what type of 16 year old spends his time on scouting expeditions as opposed to puffing on a joint, getting wasted on cheap cider in the park and attempting to finger unsuspecting classmates?

Which side to take here, a directionally challenged northern wanker or an organisation infested with fucking nonces?

Answer: none

Storm in a teacup

Seems like the basic story is that the scout leaders (fully grown men who like to play with little boys in the woods) lost him before he decided to be a stupid twat.

Technically, they are responsible, however, I think it's a bit harsh to expect them to keep cunts this level of stupid alive.

It's the same with cunts getting angry at the Police when adolescent spackers riding around on illegal motorbikes end up smeared across the road - the institution is responsible, but they've really only hastened the inevitable.

21 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Have a nice day RK I didn’t read your potted insults but alk the same, get out there and enjoy it! 😅 

LOL

I'm at the Sea Life Centre. Fuck off.

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Putin's never hurt me. 

Go and get one of those free Russian passports they're handing out then, instead of shitting all over here with your retarded, malformed political commentary.

1 minute ago, Penny Farthing said:

Are you sure about that? We are paying more for electricity gas and oil because of his Ukraine adventure for a start and that is only the start .. the modern Russia is a failed stae, one that has had a chance to regenerate but has failed and is now poisoned by envy. You rubbish Labour but Putin and the rest of the in power Kremlin lot are still the "Soviet pretend Socialist" Cunts that they have been since the Russian revolution .. akin the the Nazi "National pretend Socialists".

Simple cunts like Hawwod get frustrated at the concept of democracy.

Strong man cunts like Putin are easier for them to like and support - they'll spend decades in power with absolutely no real political rivals and take credit for every single goal and accomplishment reached, whilst having a spider web of fawning lackeys to throw to the wolves in the event of any failure.

It gives the illusion of competence and sinister intellect that men who wear combat pants to garden centres and played with Action Man as a child flock to.

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Well he was a laugh and I wasn't around when he got mugged off and left. Whoever caused that I hope was rightly condemned to death. No doubt Roadkill was sniffing around the edges encouraging the mess. 

Up to this point I've actually been well known for being a fence sitting twat, often refusing to pile onto some of the more targeted members such as @Penny Farthing and @and that often clash with the rest of the tribe.

I've shown annoying little spastic newbies, such as @Old Chap Raasclaat and @Dyslexic cnut were, how to survive and flourish on what this place used to be and gave the likes of @King Billy a second chance when we started off as enemies. They're all more than you could ever hope to be on here now.

The only cunt up until you that I had a real problem with was Pete - who revealed himself to be a certified nonce, who was also the only cunt I've ever genuinely reported.

I've been known to stir the shit occasionally for my own amusement and the ultimate betterment of others, but with you, Harold - I just get the impression that you're a worthless fucking prat who's only lasting effect is to speed up the death of a place I once enjoyed.

So... I'm going to torment you. I'm going to get under your skin and make you squeal like the little piggy that you are. You can brush me off with all of the default bollocks random posts you like, but the very fact that you've already mentioned me twice to other users today, calling me a snake and a shit stirrer, shows me that I'm already in your cramped little mind.

Stay tuned.

"She" is a tranny - plus I think the sick fucker might be into the punishment you suggest.

True justice would be to slather it in cat food, disembowel it and throw it into a pit full of hungry kitty cats.

7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

At least you didn't try your usual "Reported" tactic. I like a bit of slap and tickle and hope I can dish it out as well as take it. On the other hand I always have a kind heart. You could learn from that. 

Remember my kind heart ♥ 

LOL

I've never reported you, Harold.

I'd happily smash your spongy little moon face in with a brick until I can see your malformed fucking brainstem through your eye sockets, but I'd never, ever snitch on you.

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

Hello cunt. You have a melt down you non-nominating tedious gadfly. Just out to fucking create havoc and deter anybody else. Negative. 

Good heavens, Harold, did I hit a nerve? I made sure not to mention any names, but clearly you're at least vaguely self aware of your own lack of performance.

The last nom I posted was about the Putin interview - you remember the one - where you got all pissy because I didn't rub your belly for being a good little boy and replying with your usual, open ended, vague fucking dreg?

Fuck off you discarded tampon, festering in the gutters of the meanest Calcuttan slum.

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

For the love of Christ H, please just shut the fuck up.

Stop sticking your humungous beak into every fucking discussion with pointless horsehit. Do it again and I'll reluctantly block you. I'm not the only one who's warned you.

You're still too stupid to realise your non-stop, unbating annoyance is helping to ruin this site for others. You utter prick. Find something else to do with your time.

This place is already fucked, Wolfie. Not one cunt has had a meltdown in about a year, fuckers just want to have long, boring fucking political fucking wank circles where they can safely bask in the echo chamber of saying shite they've probably already bored their real life acquaintances with long, long ago.

It's not about cunting anything any more - it's about having a fucking moan and getting your little online mates to play agony aunt with you and sympathetically pat your hand as you declare woe and damnation.

On 19/02/2024 at 23:15, camberwell gypsy said:

little papier-mache boy

I remember the days when he had a little sign saying 'Spastics' on him. You can't say that anymore.

If you shout it loud enough in a crowded place you can get away in the resulting pandemonium before you get in trouble though.

Just now, entitled little cunt said:

What would you prefer .Debates about warhammer or the study of the  scripts of games of thrones .

If its mundane dont read it and post something that you're interested in and will hopefully interest others (highly unlikely)

This place used to be alive with conflict. A modern take on the ancient act of "flynting" if you will. Members conversed important topics whilst also displaying their  skill and etiquette of insulting and goading one another.

You fuckers are just exchanging paragraphs of arsehole fingering obviousness.

"Gobberment lies!"

"Yea, Gobberment lies! Gobberment bad!"

Fucking piss weasels.

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

I wouldn't rape you even if you asked me to. You vile body. 

I wasn't talking from your perspective.

Just now, entitled little cunt said:

Yes.Froth frothing .A froth.A foamy slather accompanying disease or exhaustion.Frothing.overflowing mass of small bubbles .Froth frothing makes complete sense. 

 

I'd have gone for "fury drool, foaming from between your clenched, nicotine stained stubs".

Put a spin on the description and add an insult for good measure.

10 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Putin's never hurt me. Labour and the Tories have. Why the beef with Russia? It's a fucking hoax to prop themselves up. 

1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said:

They need something to frighten the public with .Weapons of mass destruction, climate change, pandemics , flu, Putin, war, death,  destruction. The biggest danger the country has faced in the past 20  years is from islam and mental fanatical cunts wanting to blow us up , stab us or shoot us .Other dangers are pesticides and possibly  the biggest problem , antibiotic immunity .Nothing has saved more lives than antibiotics .If that jewel of the medical world is lost  the simplest of illnesses  could prove deadly .No fucker says a fucking word , they're too busy warning us about .Mr.Putin.

Are you cunts AI algorithms, designed to post the most mundane fucking waffling shite?

You have to tell me if you are, or it's rape.

8 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

No , I've never taken the time to .Is that something else that gets your pulse racing , your froth frothing and your blood pressure escalating  to a dangerously high level ?.if so I'll  continue until hopefully you fall to the floor clutching your chest and  gasping for breath. 

"Froth frothing"?

51 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

There is a worrying bravura about nuclear weapons on both sides of the Atlantic implying you can have battlefield conflicts which won't escalate to nuclear. Is all the extra spending on defence going to be used to avoid nuclear war or bully nations that do not have nuclear weapons - which js what it's been up to now. 

Listen, Harold, I'm usually more than happy to talk with punters regarding the inevitable nuclear apocalypse, especially the effects of radioactive contamination on the human body as a result of fallout and all the fascinating and whimsical things such as flash burns and pressure waves. I love that shit and I'd die with a smile if I ever got to see one of the big fuckers go off, preferably at the very end of my own natural lifespan, of course.

I'm a morbidly curious fellow and such things interest me to no end - however, you're just incredibly, insufferably dull to interact with in any way.

You've just made me - fucking ME! - bored of the concept of nuclear annihilation.

Oh well. At least we can cry foul in the four minutes we have left if an enemy ever launches a false counter attack at us.

25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The little fibreglass car that wiggles about when you put money in it. They have them outside sweet shops and newsagents, next to the little papier-mâché boy with the leg calipers.

@Last Cunt Standing lives in Australia, I think. The only thing 20p will get you over there is a Koala prostitute. That's how they all suspiciously ended up with the clap.

22 minutes ago, Basil Brush said:

I don't think dancing bears, borscht, potato vodka and rural incest are enough to give much of an economic boost, but then again I was never Alan Greenspan.

Well the incest would at least increase the conscription fodder within a few generations.

Considering how radioactive the Ukrainians are it might even be the key to superheroes, bashing all that fucked up DNA together. That or exploding atomic foetuses.

14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I think you have to start the engine first.

Not if you put 20p in.