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Apparently young Reg always yearned for his Dads approval or any signs of encouragement regarding his chosen career and lifestyle choice back in the day. Well , if Mr Dwight senior was merely disappointed in his lads antics back then he must have been looking on in apoplectic fucking rage at the state of things in the intervening years.

yerfugginwotmate - translation ; Salfordian .. I beg your pardon

Decent haircut , nice suits , cool sunglasses, good dancer .. so not all bad

Men with mainly men mates - Jesus , Hitler , Tommeh , Caligula, Al Capone.

Torn up Daily Mirror on a nail in the lavvy at my Grans .. what do you think of that you mardarse muurican fanny dancers. Soon it'll be " and how are you t'day , I sure hope you've cleansed your post evac anus the way your uncle Hiram showed ya "

Rest assured it'll all be sorted out for the greater good down at the Lodge

Well nothing in the constitution prohibits legally held artillery .. what a time to be alive

What these wanabee Barry Fucking Normans with their lah dee dah critiques need is a "On the Buses" binge session.

Even the cars going around and around all afternoon stuff is shit nowadays. What happened to all those crashes and fires like in the old days when a couple of Ernies wearing white boiler suits and flat caps with a fire extinguisher, damp cloth and brush and shovel each was all that stood between deep fried and mangled viewing spectaculars. Todays fanny dancers have cars with auto fire extinguishers , roll bars,padded seats and fucking cup holders for all I know. Stirling Moss .. bald cunt

Why it's preferable to be black than gay .. no need to tell your Mum

.... the " business woman and campaigner" ... yea - right - whatever .

Shitting shit on it

Although in fairness there are so few songs which express the frustration of inaccurate property surveys , the perils of corked Château de prétense or doshing out for a set of BMW i8 tyres

He might well be porking her every night of the week .. while Pops will be cracking one out over her prom picture.

Is there a more gobshited , punchable faced , my shit doesn't stink scouse cunt ?

A bit like someone changing their poncey sounding double barrelled name to something more geezerful .

There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards [c] Dury 1978

Tommy wossisname and the frigging garage doors .. he jast laarves the craawftsmunnship

Smith - Steele , Savile -Thatcher .. same old same old. There was an 'alternative' weekly newspaper in the town [all the rage at the time] which was rumoured to have serious shit on Smith and his cronies possibly awaiting publication . The presses and building were shut down virtually within one week , presumably on orders from the 'authorities'.

As a kid I would sit through Ask the Family just to hear my old man mutter stuff like " You condescending patronising know all middle class twat" .. and that was just at the presenter.

.. not to mention the Daily Express headline announcement and 15 page full colour centrefold spread and Nicholas Witchell struggling to contain his outrage stood standing outside some posh twat mat unit.

The cunt has missed a trick .. where are all the Dunkin Donuts , Costco, McD outlets at 50 mile intervals ? Calls himself a deal maker entrepreneur . Fuck off and die [slowly and in pain] orange shitgibbon.

Yes , the flabby orange shitgibbon is at all times surrounded by sychophantic cunts and cuntesses whenever he makes any kind of appearance. But the standout bellend has to be the ever present Vice President Pence . Always in shot , this grey haired grinning arsewipe with the perma white grin and adoring fixed gaze on his leader which always belies a look which suggests his lifes' ambition is to lick out his Mr Prezzies arse crack.