Mrs Roops

Each to their own I 'spose... Loved the bridal bouquet - very 18th century, not sure about the dress, she would have done alright by searching for a 1970's Laura Ashley, preferably in ivory. As for recycling I'm thinking a coffee table net cloth for gran.

Hmm, your final point was to ask if I was rattled - the usual fall-back device when someone has no further point to make. Killer, FWIW I think your a good lad but sometimes you let emotion get in the way of rationale. Frank has already alluded to it and Cuntspotter jumped in with his view. You have the luxury of not having to look at the bigger picture, I don't. That's not a grumble, its the way it is. Admins and Mods have to do things and make decisions for the site and if that means toes are stepped on, them so be it. Recently, I made the point that we moderate the site at arms length but sometimes we have to rein it in when things get out of hand.

How about the final para in The Rules. Come back with a clearer mind tomorrow, no one is forcing you to stay on what is a free facility.

Its a bum deal, I agree so suck it or bugger off.

Its a plague TBH, I'm minded to alter the parameters for the next cull due shortly.

Really really not interested.

TBH I have zero interest in football so I care not a jot on punters' thoughts on the subject whether articulated by the few intelligent members or some of the cerebral also-rans who seem only interested in picking fights.

Mssrs @Erroreptile404, @Betterthanyou&@King Billy please be kind enough to use The Corner for which it was designed for. If punters must squabble then do it on The Open Corner.

Guys, can we stop the bitchfesting, the nom is less than three hours old. Ta.

No you may not. Just take it on the chin and stop behaving like a big girl's blouse.

May I draw your attention to Rule 10? I do not wish to see you derailing a nom again, especially within six minutes of it being posted. Do that again and it will be Backstairs Billy.

"Women cooperate better..." Let's see, a cabinet comprising of Lucas, Harman, Priti Patel, Jo Swinson, Dianne Abbot, Nicola Sturgeon, Arlene Foster & Ann Widdecombe? Yes, that'll go swimmingly well.

What's your point? Whilst you enlighten us perhaps you would like to explain why the Reserve Bank of Australia is looking to cut rates for the third time this year - presumably this has nothing to do with economic cycles and challenging times...

Whilst I realise this is poor attempt at satire, can we avoid comments like this as its the sort of statement that can cause the site problems.

Not to forget, men (incl military) wore powdered wigs and make up in the 18th century.

Aside from being overly defensive you talk too much. Only a paranoid class warrior could politicise punctuation marks as "neo liberal". Incidentally, I wasn't patronising you, I was ridiculing you .

Well, that includes two married people cheating on their respective spouses. Not sure you've thought that one out, Punkers.

Ah, the old "I'm only having a laugh/winding you up" excuse with some LCD insults for added desperation. I'm not to sure why you think you would be banned either - I certainly don't hate you - you're an angry little poppet who's unintentional comedy gold provides entertainment value to the site. You also serve as a public health warning as to what can happen when one consumes too much mechanically recovered meat products, E's and artificial preservatives. God only knows how you manage to read an entire Richard Littlejohn op-ed without falling out of your chair.

Only three days ago you were praising Ms Dooley for the hatchet job she did on the "peacefuls", now you accuse the same person of crying her eyes out over Islamist terrorists, even though you don't watch TV. Colour me incredulous but that's a special kind of stupid. Evidently too much fast food leads to a slow mind.

Now now Judge, get over the tetchiness and after you've put your toys back in the pram, why not actually watch the programmes that you are so disdainful of?

A taxi driver writes... "ad that Nick Griffin in the back of my cab the other day. Top geezer and a right gent - not that anybody tells me how to fink" It's no good trying to parody yourself as a deflection, your reputation precedes you. Ms Dooley did a reportage on the main BBC news bulletin at ten earlier this evening. Suffice to say you couldn't be more wrong. The item was a really a trailer for tonight's Panorama programme. She was reporting from the Kurdish refugee camps and whilst she was concerned for innocent children born into the environment for no other reason than they are ripe for radicalisation she in fact gave an unsentimental, if not unsympathetic view of the Isis womenfolk. This was as far removed from the "One Show" sofa as you can get and if the BBC had an agenda then MS Dooley wasn't singing from the same hymn sheet.

Indeed, contagious as well it seems...

...he said indignantly 👍

...he asked, bristling with indignation. In my defence I was a tiny bit hungover, that said you oughta lighten up.

Considering I had just come home, was well refreshed, at 03.30 and only logged in to clear the Mod Q, I thought it was pretty damn good. Still, there's those who can, do. Those who can't, criticise.