camberwell gypsy

If the cunts had held on to their catches they would be on top in this test.

Never heard her. Nor do I want to. Just had to Google the name and just looking at the bearded twat's photo is more than enough to tell me it is a cunt of the highest order.

The tannoy messages would be interesting "Mine de raas gap, mon".

County Line -Drug Dealers

As Sir Jimmy once said on a 1970s ad "This is the age of the train. Ughuhhughughu".

Eric, I don't have a clue what the fuck you're talking about. My car has seats, a steering wheel and a radio and when I press the pedals it moves. That's the extent of my vehicular knowledge.

Goldman Sachs-Cox

No, it's true. For entertainment Pen uses her 1870s magic lantern to watch "saucy" pictures such as one of the 5th Earl of Stranraer showing his ankles.

Just sellotape a bit of card over the cunt. Sorted You're welcome

Crusty Ballsweat

I said before on here; I reckon when she was young, some drunk slob sidled up to her at a party and slurred "You're lovely you are. Lovely. A real princess. Hic!". Before vomiting and sliding down the wall. And it went to her head and she really believes she's a lovely princess.

Sara Cox XFM/Radio X have that fucking Johnny Vaughan who I really think is autistic. Well he sounds like he is.

I think Harry Enfield was Freeman. Whitehouse was Blackburn as on one show he was upset because his missus had left him. This was a parody of Tessa Wyatt leaving Blackburn in the 70s

I enjoyed his show. Not a cunt. Which is a rarity for a DJ

You talking about that piss-head Sara Cox? Dunno who's worse, her or that piss-head Zoe Bollock. Both fucking grate on me.

A black Fiat Punto is the peaceful religion’s usual vehicle of choice As opposed to the IRAs 1970s choice of Morris Marina. Mind you, fair play to them, that fucking car needed blowing up.

Is tuk tuk Afghanistani for virgin?

What you have to remember is that the yanks rejected sports that every other fucker on the planet played and made their own out of bits of the sports they rejected: American football from rugby and football, baseball from cricket and fuck knows where basket ball comes from (netball?). I think they invented lacrosse as well from butterfly nets that some fucker found in a shed. I went to a college football match in Arkansas back in the 80s and was bored shitless. I went to see the Toronto Blue Jays and got pissed on the buckets of beer they sold (so at least that softened things up) and turned down the chance to a basketball match at MSG last year. Can't remember what the team was called, (New York Mets)?

"Roses are Red, Violets are blue, that ain't a knife. This is a knife" C Dundee (1986)

Used to be Alistair Burnett. Spitting Image used to mercilessly take the piss out of him, depicting him sliming up to the Queen.

That's obviously a young Orson Welles. He'll end up as a Newfoundland.

They'll have 'safe spaces' to go to. If only they had them in WW1 and the sequel. Imagine how many lives would have been saved!

Ironically the cunt's body will wash up in Calais.

Fair play to you. You don't want them shitting all over your carpet

I watched the Nigel Farage show on GB the other night and he showed a couple of Biden speeches. One where he was talking about the recent G7 summit he attended mentioning that it was a NATO conference and then talking about meeting Mitterand there despite the fact the ex French president died in 1996. And another where he just lost the thread in the middle. He is a fucking embarrassment.