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camberwell gypsy

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  1. It's as if Rudyard Kipling had come back from the dead.
  2. You'll be hearing from my solicitor about this.
  3. I was on a bus once. This man got on with a lemon in his ear. I asked him if it was a hearing aid and he said "No. It's a lemon aid". I'll get me rain Mac.
  4. I bought a floor cleaner from JML. She lives in the shed. Er.... actually it was from Jamahl.
  5. How did you know that's the sound my arse makes when she summons me?
  6. I'm not saying a word against her. She frightens me. I get the frights when I see she's messaged me. It's like being summoned to the head mistresses office.
  7. I worked with an African Doctor from Yorkshire, called Dr Ebagum.
  8. Its obvious she's handy with a knife so let her be a surgeon
  9. You cunt. You fucking cunt. Lol
  10. Some say that when you pass Roops mansion you can hear the screams and the thrashing sound of a whip.
  11. Think yourself lucky; you could be living next to Roops!
  12. It was six. He invented Sunday so he could put his feet up and read the papers. I'm going to hell aren't I?
  13. People on this site think!! Fucking hell, I never knew that.
  14. If the next bag doesn't have a 'U' in it she could move the L up against the I to spell 'CUNT'! Because that's what she is.
  15. Dartford should be pinpointed. Preferably with a Trident
  16. Maybe he wanted to get off Scott free! Get it? Scott free; Captain Scott? I'll get me kuspuk and muff.
  17. Is he still doing Catchphrase? "Say what you see"!
  18. Yeah. 220,000-500,000 Roma liked it so much they never came back.
  19. Deporting people comes naturally to the Germans eh?
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