I took advantage of things being fucked up in Egypt few years back and got myself a great deal in a 5 star resort. Hardly any cunt there. Marvellous. Still had some hairy fucker stick they're hand up my dress. That's egyptian women for you.
I like them. "Today I saw miss Lucy down along the track; she lost her home and her family and she won't be coming back". Wish they'd do a reunion tour.
Has anybody had a relative die in the past 70 years?........you dear?......In the war? ......ah it was quick was it?......shot?......so I'm getting a picture of a man in uniform.......
I've been drinking Portuguese red the past 2 weeks which isn't bad. I had a mouthful of Madeiran wine to drink to Franks illness and I spat it straight over the hotel balcony. Fucking disgusting. Agree though: Chilean wine is nice.
Go along and when he asks if anyone has lost someone recently stick your hand up and say you have and string the cunt along. At the end tell him its all been a load of bollocks and he is a fucking fraud.