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camberwell gypsy

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  1. I was bullied at school. Until I crashed a drain hole cover over the bitch's head. Got suspended and had the piss slapped out of me by my mum because I didn't use my fists. Mind you the week off was nice though.
  2. Sorry decs but I like a cherry in my beer. And I don't wear pampers you cheeky cunt.
  3. I must admit I have to agree with you there. I went to a place over the West End where I ordered a salmon starter that was so thin I could of flossed my teeth with it. How the chef sliced it so fucking thin was beyond me.
  4. I had to go to one of these for a cousins birthday. Fucking awful. And thay took great pride in serving Yorkshire puddings that were so hard you could derail a fucking train with one.
  5. You should get some ointment for them.
  6. Same with crocs. Unless you're a kid or work in a medical setting, anyone wearing these should fed into an industrial furnace.
  7. Come on Rick send them for a little break in the cooler. I'm fucking sick of reading this homophobic bollocks. FFS
  8. Who me? I'm not attention seeking. Now where's my Carmen Miranda headress
  9. Will you watch it for 10 minutes and then have a ciggy?
  10. Apparently the water there is so polluted locals in the know have been advising sailing and boating competitors "don't go under". One local said he saw a dead horse float by. Marvellous
  11. Dunno. It's all a load of bollocks to me. I'm orf to bed. Goodnight, god bless and may your god go with you.
  12. Lake? I always thought he was more shallow than that.
  13. Hail Mary full of grace the lord is with thee. Blessed thou art amongst woman and blessed...........
  14. Hale was a rugby teacher at my brothers school.
  15. I think I see what you did there, slag = coal. But she was a right goer by all acounts. It is rumoured that I may be descended from the Earl of Athlone.
  16. Hale and Pace were a good solid partnership.
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