camberwell gypsy

Eh?

You must be fucking ancient

She was born on a 29th February. So she's much older than 71.

Have the Beach Boys just walked in?

It took GB News to show his speech where he said that the G7 conference he attended was a NATO conference and where he had a chat with a french president who died nearly 30 years earlier.

I've actually forced myself to watch BB and we're 8 contestants in and I'm proud to say that I don't have a fucking clue who any of them are. I'm turning over while I'm winning.

Never heard of him

I say the entire city should be nuked from orbit. That'll warm the cunts up. It's the only way to be sure, to be sure.

I've heard that Hurricanes Hardly Happen in Hertfordshire. Neither in Hampshire and Herefordshire

I'm @Eric Cuntmanand so is my wife.

It looks like George Burns looking at himself in a spoon

The moussaka search is probably Frank. Although the 'for two' is probably a bit optimistic. He'll probably eat half and freeze the rest.

Rochdale's that bad, eh?

Ape called you a 'fat minion'! That's a bit strong.

I'd rather live in Gaza than Rochdale. The medical services are much better.

Why not a calculator? Its quicker

My dad went to a do for George Graham's testimonial at Haringey Dog Track years ago. Graham was there with a few of the '71 double winning side. Surprise really as my dad's a lifelong spurs fan. Silly cunt ended spunking 200 quid up the wall. He was never any good with geegees or the dogs.

Black in white

The public lap it up because it features fucking idiots who are up their own arses and who couldn't organise a bunk up in a brothel. They invariably fuck up and then turn on each other. It's funny when the 4 by 2 points out that, contrary to the bollocks they've been spouting off about what a great project manager they are, are fucking useless and to fuck off. What pisses me off is the biscuit tin foreheaded pikey, gurning at every fuck up they make. If they picked people who actually knew what the fuck they were doing it would be boring viewing.

I'd never accept a gift off one.

He remembers when rock was young

I once thanked a Frenchman to death. It was a merci killing Lol. Fuck erf!

They're called "Poofs" down our way

I've always had a soft spot for Jade. She came over as being as thick as whale shit. She wasnt (she trained as a dental nurse and you need some smarts about you to do that). She was branded a racist because of some flippant jibe about an Indian fellow contestants name, some third rate Bollywood actress, 'poppadom' (big fucking deal) and she had a mother who was a fucking mouthy druggy. When she found out she had cervical cancer she crusaded to get more women to have their smear tests. The rise in uptake was unbelievable. I remember the surgery I worked at at the time the appointments shot up. Imagine how many lives she may have saved! She took on shitloads of work despite being in constant pain to make sure her son didn't go without when she died. He's now an actor apparently. So I find it hard to slag her off.

Quran Vic