camberwell gypsy

If you're Anglican you can take the sacraments I believe.

Bollocks; I had a bet that this nom would get to 4 posts in before someone mentions the Williams and men/cocks.

That's a donkey. Not sure of the animal she's on though

Lol

If I keep drinking wine I'll be faced down in the bed of High Chaparrals that surround this villa. But your solution is a good one. Anyway, its half One here so I'm orf to bed. Ooopah! as the bubbles say.

James Bond III was a little black guy with big glasses who appeared in a programme called The Red Hand Gang. Fuck me is he dead?

I'm currently here, ensconced in a friend's villa on the Greek Island of Zakynthos. I'm sitting on the balcony sipping an excellent local red enjoying a novel purchased at the airport when down across the valley from one of several 4 star hotels I hear the drunken cackle of some fucking low bred witch, obviously zapped up on the cheap fucking gin that is served in these chav hotels. She's been at it for a few hours now and doesn't seem to be winding down. This is a beautiful island with lovely sandy beaches, one of which I galloped along on a beautiful chestnut horse earlier today. It seems there's no escaping these fucking drunken burger faced harridans.

Does 'spilling his Weetabix' have a different meaning?

HOW!* *Ask Pen. She's old enough to know

They aren't real you know. They're glove puppets voiced by James Bolam and that speccy female comedian from Sunderland who's act is basically talking about her cat and eating biscuits

Winston Churchill

Jam Jars=cars. Bit of cockney slang there. Do wot? You 'aving a bubble barf?

....certain character with thick lips and curly hair that came with jam jars! I didn't know you are a fan of Jeremy Clarkson!

Dyslexia does eksist. You're talking billocks.

I'm allergic to alcohol. If I drink any it makes me dizzy, talk bollocks, throw up and have moments where I can't remember anything before or during drinking. I don't get like this drinking anything else.

I must admit, I agree with this. I've come across kids who have different allergies and I can imagine the difficulties of keeping track of different children's allergies and some allergies can dangerous.

"Undead undead undead undead; the bats have left the bell tower, the victims have been bled".

Do you think he gets to handle new members?

That's nothing. I once had a drink in a pub called "The Ann Boleyn" and the barmaid had no head. In fact, neither did the fucking beer!

Does the pub have "Arms" in its title?

Next time someone like that rings say "I'm DCI (insert name here) how did you know the deceased"? That fucking gets rid of them

Next time ask them for a quote for your zyklon B stereo and your Hawker Siddeley garden shed.

Thought Cliff Richard was!

Go away

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