camberwell gypsy

As long as that spacky cunt Beckum hasn't got one. If he does I'm sending my imaginary OBE back in a box with a dog's turd.

Is Bill Werbeniuk still alive or is he under a green baize? He used to drink 10 pints of lager before each match and then a pint a frame.

If only they'd consulted this fucker. Covid would never had got going

Did they ever find her head?

And all died in car crashes......except Marilyn Munroe......and Jill Dando. But if they hadn't been shot by Romanian people traffickers (allegedly) and murdered by the CIA (allegedly) then you bet your life they would eventually had died in a car crash.

She's out in Baltimore at the moment designing a new bridge.

Apparently him fucking around with the TV ariel actually worked. Shame the cunt didn't live to see it. There's irony

Here in Cyprus knives that look fucking dangerous are on sale in gift shops along with knuckle dusters.

She's the thinking carpet kneelers crumpet.

No. Have you?

I've noticed that all channels seem to teeming with noir newsreaders. Now I'm all for equality but fuck me, they're nowhere near the Trevor McDoughnut standard, constantly mispronouncing words and struggling to speak the Kings. What next; Eddie reading the shipping forecast? Old Chap Rasclart giving the Stock Market figures? Tssssst. Rasta ozzie from up de hill, decide fi check 'pon grocery bill

Im a flat earther. The earth is flat. We have members all over the globe

He/she/it will probably use the money to get his/her/it's cock cut off. If it hasn't been cut off already. Or maybe never had a cock....aw I'm confused guy.

They don't even like you putting your shiity bog paper down the lav. Fucking bubbles are savages.

Well I saw a wedding ring covered in fanny batter in one of the dunes. It's going great. I've tried to find Frank's house to shit in his pool but all I've found is some shepherd's hut with empty packs of vindus meals for one outside it.

Are you a "Clean and jerk" (Turk)? There was a stall down there back in the early 80s that also sold sarspirrila. The cunt on that looked like Kemal Attarturk. Was that you?

Did it come with a dog? Theres always a dog thrown in when you deal with pikies selling moody goods.

Alright gents?

They got rid of the 'O' level and brought in a made up qualification because 'O' was too hard. I reckon if I was a student now I would be dripping with qualifications. In my day you had to delve through fuck knows how many library books I nicked, sorry, borrowed from the library, making notes and then write a thesis in long hand. I once literally spent a week in the library doing work for my exams. Nowadays it's all on line and alla they do is type it out or cut and paste it (do teenagers know how a fucking pen works?). And don't get me started on pointless fucking degrees. My son has a first in Geography and he's a postman. Which I suppose is useful to a postman.

He is right though, OCR. These thick as fuck cunts plough Ks into one day where the orange, pilchard lipped tartlet wants to be a princess for a day to marry Wayne with the tattoos, muscles and Hitler youth haircut and lavish a years salary on an over the top piss up for all their pilchard lipped, orange, tattood chavvies to get pissed. The pykies are the worst I admit, but at least the bare knuckle car park straightener between the mums is usually better than the DJ. Cushti Bok

3 out of 5. Delivery could have been better.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-68654533 "Haaw, we gonna fuck up Blitish erections innit"? Those little yellow rascals have been arregedly, solly I mean allegedly been snooping around getting info on MPs and peers. It wouldn't surprise me if they're monitoring this site. Me posting this thread and generally taking the piss out of them means their leader, Ming Ping-Ting has probably got me on his shit list. Serves me right for being a shtupid iriot.* *God bless Benny Hill

A Quantum of Lettuce

What, its dog shaped? Oh. Sorry I thought that said Snoopy

Yes. I've eaten at Gorden Ramsay's gaff.