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Out on the piss tonight up Naaaaaaarrrridddgggeee. Wondering if the horribly disfigured creature in Waterstones door way, with its hand moving furiously within its sack cloth trousers is Neil?
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Is it near the kebab shop? could be judy?
"Perhaps he's such a perverse cunt that " Do I even need to answer that ffs?