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Bag Pussy Five Children and Clit Tits TV Trannyformers- Perverts in Disguise. Fuck Tales Cummy Bears Post-Op Pat.

A new Danish children's programme has caused international uproar. 'John Dillermand' is a slap stick stop animation show about a man with a giant snake-like penis and the escapades said knob gets him into. It comes as no surprise at all that a kiddies show about a bloke who can't control his cock was produced by DR, the Danish version of the BBC. It would appear that state broadcasters around the world are full of twisted, fucking deviants. How long until BBC2 puts out 'Wallace and Gromit and The Curse of the Rampant Rabbit'? Jesus fucking wept.

DC, at this point in time I'm just an interested observer, but saying he was right doesn't wash if you're stating it after the fact. It's like me saying for the very first time today that on 30 August 1997 my mate from my class in year 7 told me that Diana was going to get bumped off the next day. Give us a bit more.

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Absolutely, Proper. I've not been shy about sharing my experiences with my local hospital, mostly negative. But you're bang on the money re junior staff and HCAs. I couldn't fault them the last time I had cause to go to The Paget and they were doing their very best under awful circumstances. They also made us feel like human beings instead of just another statistic they wanted to deal with as soon as possible.

I don't know about that, Southern, it smacked of some of the late night Camberwell fucking Gypsy shit that seems to be prevalent on here at the moment. Double entendres, innuendos, infantile rhymes etc. etc. I want more than a semi-humorous play on words, otherwise I might as well join a poetry recital society. @Neil absolutely no apologies, up your fucking game.

Idiot.

Cocksucker.

And that's why the NHS is on its arse. Too many back office jobsworths pulling in a monthly wage that would be better spent on frontline medical staff. Get back on the ward, you lazy fucking cunt.

I've just read the article and seen the photo of him dressed up in a Nazi SS uniform. As a non-sensitive, mentally stable man, I'm not particularly offended by this. What does offend me is the double standards of fat fucking face Morgan. He had the audacity to suggest that Justin Trudeau should resign over a decades old photo of him in black face, yet conveniently forgets dressing up in a uniform that generates untold hurt and anger for millions of people. Is it any wonder that he defended Paul Hollywood when he similarly dressed up in the outfit of an SS commando. How the fuck isn't this shit being plastered over every newspaper's front page?

Will do. I would fucking love to see this aspic faced, arrogant cunt ruined. Far too many non-plussed housewives and benefit scroungers believe he's the "voice of reason".

Please tell me this is true, Billy. So far I've not seen anything beyond baseless allegations and people surmising that his silence indicates guilt. Has any hard evidence been released to prove it?

Don't get me wrong, P, you know I voted Remain and I believe we're better out than in. But if they want to limit their business opportunities to countries within the EU and wish to ignore the 6.5 billion other potential customers on planet Earth, they deserve to go under.

Five wanks and no shower.

My cock tonight smells exactly like a stale blue cake in a neglected public toilet urinal.

No wonder they're all so bent and fixated on weird, Japanese Octopus porn, the poor little cunts can't afford to go out and meet a real tart. Back when I was a cheeky underage drinker looking to prematurely ejaculate up some naive fellow teen's, rancid snatch, you could go on a night out with a barely a score to your name. At an age where ten pints would see your underdeveloped liver struggle to process enough alcohol to keep you conscious, £25 was more than enough to keep the party going and buy a few Smirnoff's in exchange for a toothy blowjob. Nowadays the cunts have to sit in thrashing their maggots to Deviant Art Pokémon erotica because you need at least £100 quid to make a decent night of it.

Don't forget his other career as an unskilled labourer. All I can assume is that there's a huge demand in New Zealand for bowl cuts and Neanderthals capable of lifting things.

Fucking inflation. I'm not as old as the majority of the decrepit cunts on here, but when I first started drinking and smoking I can remember being able to get a pack of ten Mayfair for £1.65 and a half decent pint for £1.80. Nowadays any decent pint is £4.00 or more and the robbing cunts have got rid of packs of ten so you're forking out over £10.00 for a pack of twenty. Fucking scandalous.

And Punkape's civil partner.

If they want to lose the business of over 67 million potential customers due to being unwilling or unable to comply with our tax authorities, then they deserve to go bust. This smacks of a petulant child throwing its toys out of its pram and cutting its nose off to spite its face. As for the snidey fucking comment about contacting your parliamentary representative if you don't like it, this decision will have the opposite effect and cause anger toward European companies, not our own elected officials, although God knows our lot deserve a fucking kicking too.

I'm disappointed you left out the part where Peter Hitchens originally tagged Pearson and shit stirred by bringing it to her attention. The man went tittle-tattling with his outburst of faux outrage, despite supposedly being a last bastion of common sense and good old fashioned, thick-skinned British manliness. A hypocritical wanker extraordinare, he moans on incessantly about the injustice of cancel culture and then goes snitching to teacher. This Pearson character is undoubtedly a cunt, but I can't quite summon the same amount of invective bile that I reserve for Hitchens. His dead brother was a smarmy, know it all cunt, too.

I've had it, Johnny, it wasn't a particularly big deal. Imagine if you still had your failed one chair hairdressing business over here with what's going on at the moment. With all the restrictions in place, you'd have gone bankrupt even sooner. Have you paid your girl back yet? I can't imagine your new car washing business brings much in down in your southern backwater.

Spotter, the 'Mind Cop' of The Corner.

I wouldn't have been interested in the outside shitter of your one room, northern shit hole barbershop, Johnny. I'd have been there to make sure that you adhered to COSHH regulations and that you had the requisite premises license and NVQ level 4 scissor handling qualification. Obviously you couldn't cope with any of the above as your bent beauty spa went bankrupt and you had to run off to the other side of the world, your one way ticket and expenses paid by your ashamed and disappointed daughter. You're a fucking disgrace.