Decimus

I've noticed the complete opposite. As soon as the thermometer creeps over 10 degrees, thousands of obese slags burst out of their winter chrysalis of Diadora tracksuits and emerge blinking into the sun. The town centres of most British settlements are then inundated with hordes of fat fucking beasts, their chafing, obese thighs clad in spandex and producing enough static electricity to power the national grid. I've seen more camel toe today than what's on display at an Arabian derby. Fucking disgraceful.

You dirty northern bastard.

Derbyshire, Cheshire, Staffordshire, Lancashire, and all the other absolute fucking northern shit holes that you continually insist on referencing, hold absolutely no interest or points of reference for the vast majority of civilised posters on this board. Now that Ding and Gobbler are hopefully dead, there is absolutely no need for the north to ever be mentioned ever again. Bearing that in mind, I suggest that you permanently shut your fucking mouth.

Here's an interesting titbit of information. For a good ten years, whenever anyone referenced Paul Robeson, I immediately visualised Don Warrington. I didn't realise my mistake until after I googled Robeson following the season premier of Death In Paradise. What do you think about that?

She looks like she has been pebble-dashed by Quincy after a night of debauchery in his Edinburgh shop doorway.

Along similar lines, in the highly unlikely scenario that you ever procreate with a woman and produce female spawn, what would you do if she one day brought home a Shine? I imagine that you'd be up his arse as soon as his afro crossed the threshold of your crazy golf hut.

I wonder what Mrs. Roops would do if her daughter brought home a Sambo? Probably fuck it and take some "tasteful" pictures. Lollolololol

Stubby, I'm not sure that you can criticise this fat cunt for racism when your own chubby, downsy fucking fingers then proceeded to type about "swarthy, throat-slitting Albanians and Turks" and "curry munchers". You are without doubt the most stupid fucking cunt in all of Christendom.

Suck my dick Lol

Agreed. And a "Wan" to prefix it.

It goes without saying that I absolutely fucking hate this Berser cunt.

Banned for nonce accusations, I'm afraid to say that I egged him on via PM under the promise that I'd join in as well. The stupid fucking cunt.

The voice of experience. Again. Fuck off Lol

I used to enjoy cunting the living daylights out of him, Bill and I spent many a happy hour ripping him to shreds back in the Dreamtime. He could give a cracking response and was probably the most entertaining prey that we had ever had on here. Sadly, since 2017 he has been nothing but utter fucking bollocks. I don't know how he went from being entertaining to a repetitive, sycophantic, complete fucking bore, but part of me suspects that whoever logged in as Withers originally is dead and gone. Whoever this cunt is fucking bores me to tears and should kindly do us all a favour by never logging in again.

#BlackNoncesMatter How long before scurrilous accusations are made about Guy Gibson's dog?

And as if by magic, a sycophantic, tedious French wanker appeared. Boring cunt.

Obviously I don't, unless you believe this photo is "Fake News"? I can imagine you now. Wallowing on the dirt floor of Stubby Towers, incoherently shouting "Snowflake" and "SJW" at any passing black person who appears on your portable black and white TV screen. You've wanked yourself into oblivion over the pavement stomping scene in American History X and have endlessly searched the internet ever since in an effort to find your very own Ilsa She-Wolf. Fucking racist wanker.

I see that you are taking cues from your head of state. Ingratiating yourself like a sycophantic fucking worm with a despicable, mentally deluded tosser won't win you any friends. Kindly fucking die.

The parents of Alfie Evans will soon have one going spare. Then again, if they make it as far as the Vatican, it's guaranteed to end up with a few broken slats.

Pecker, you're fucking dead meat, you slimy little toad.

The voice of experience.

Have you seen the state of the mother? I'd wager that young Alfie is the only vegetable she's seen since she had school dinners. Lol.

It's nice to see that Rick exports his renowned sense of humour and charisma to other parts of the internet, and doesn't just selfishly lavish it on The Corner.