Decimus
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It sounds like you're looking forward to it.
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What the hell did you cunts do to Darren Kenton?
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You're a cunt hair away from mentioning Guy Gibson's dog and spinning a yarn about how some of your best friends are black. Before you meander down this path, I've got a couple of suggestions for you: 1: Delete your account. 2: Kill yourself.
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Agreed.
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The worst of the fucking worst.
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I think you might be on to something here, Bend... Did you kill David Kelly?
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Stubby, pull your box-set of Planet Earth out of your arsehole and pay attention. Coypu were a well known menace on the Norfolk Broads up until the 1980's. Cobholm in particular, A.K.A. 'Rat Island' was well renowned for its high population of the cunts. Ever since then, there have been numerous sightings of them, cryptozoological I suppose, in the sense that they are now technically an out-of-place species, much the same as the alien big cats reported to roam the south west. Bearing all this in mind, I'd suggest that you keep your dribbling fat mouth fucking shut in future until you are fully furnished with the facts. Idiot.
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Forgiven, although I'll bow to your experience as I've never heard of CEX. I went to Cobholm the other day on a work safari and I'm convinced that I saw a Coypu, although it very well might have been your missus. Lol Fuck off.
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Drew, the '90's called and they want their high street retailers back. Fucking Luddite cunt.
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The Nazis identified degenerate subsections of their society by forcing them to wear a yellow star. The Jock method is to insist that the subhumans amongst them wear a yellow tie.
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Would any of you gents like to consider sucking my fucking dick?
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He'd have to have hands like The Incredible Hulk to touch the sides of your tattered arsehole.
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I'm sorry, but I've really got nothing else left to say. I'm logging off now.
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Didn't he have a job on the docks?
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They're Irish, like yours, ergo absolute fucking piss heads.
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Idiot. Nom something, you workshy fucking cunt.
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Great places to take the kids if you are tiring of them breathing. The play area usually consists of a fibre glass tree, the interior of which is full of broken Hooch bottles from the 90's and AIDS infected used condoms. If the kids manage to avoid slashing a major artery and contracting a fatal disease, you can always bank on them being abducted by the ever-present village nonce who can reliably be found furiously masturbating into a pack of pork scratchings in an adjoining hedgerow. #Maddieisdead.
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Irish blood, English heart, black man's cock.
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Have I ever told you about the roundabout at Postwick?
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Social commentary straight from the bottom of a can of Tennent's Super. Wheesht your drunken proselytising and chuck yourself out of the fifth floor of your disgusting Glaswegian tenement building. Fucking idiot.
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She's slurped it dry. "That picture was actually taken my sister-in-law at her house!!! I was quite nervous exposing myself so intimately to her I can tell you!!"
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She's an absolute fucking pig and no mistake. I've seen sexier sows at an abbatoir, bolt gun to their heads and shit dribbling down their fat hairy trotters.
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One can only imagine the sort of space-age technology they'd have to utilise to provide an airbag capable of absorbing the impact from his absolutely fucking massive spam-forehead.
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About as much as I miss the late '90's sitcom 'Barbara'.
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Bertie, I appreciate that you weren't around during the time I'm about to mention, so feel free to keep your opinion to yourself. But Eric, was it really this fucking painfully boring when Ding and I duked it out on every single thread? Because if it was, I'm sorry beyond belief. I guess that being forced to endure your epic blood feud with Albert is karma rearing its ugly head to punish me for sins.
