Decimus

When it comes to principles and loyalty to a cause, I'm afraid to say that I adopt the French stance. The abject cowardice and duplicity of your fickle race has always been something that I admire.

I'm a pragmatist at heart. If I have to sacrifice my soul and life long held political views to get a few more 'likes' on here, then so be it.

It's a terrible state of affairs and I'm as good as finished. I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero.... @Eddie save the clique.

Aye, the better to fit snugly in your capacious arsehole.

I'm not aware of his work, I'm assuming that he's absolutely fucking shit? As for Roops, I'm sad to say that she's been pretty funny of late, which is more than I can say about you. Up your game or fuck off. Lol.

Cockfingers was afforded a high level of protection whilst a member of the clique. Not only was he shielded from the big hitters such as Roops and Frank, he was also protected from nonentities such as yourself. Now he's out in the cold, I expect you to rip him a new arsehole. Don't disappoint me.

The clique has the gold standard when it comes to mindless and repetitive abuse. Unfortunately we have been riven by internal splits, and Quincy has been blackballed. I don't like the way he spoke to you on the Pres thread and I've given him the dreaded 'iron' in retaliation. In clique terms, that's as ominous as receiving The Black hand.

Your earliest start on the sauce yet. #Drewsday

Bustin' makes me feel good.

Fuck off and keep your nose out of this, Dross, you loathsome fucking worm.

Ordinarily I wouldn't want to ruin your holiday by saying this, Scotters, but I really do hope that you've got an adjoining suite with Frank.

Go on then.

I imagine that the fury began well in advance of your arrival in Alicante to enjoy The Sun's holiday voucher scheme. I can picture you now. Greasing your folds of blubber with those little pots of flora butter, then waddling down to the only unblocked toilet on your EasyJet 3am flight. After struggling for ten minutes, you finally slide your fat fucking carcass through the door with all the ease of a 12 inch shit forcing its way out of a chihuahua's arsehole. Firmly wedged into the 4x5ft space, you realise that you can't move your arms from your sides in order to grab hold of your tiny maggot in order to join the Mile High Fat Wankers club. Bellowing with rage like an infuriated walrus, you manage to smash your way out of the door, landing winkle first into the faces of a sexually enraged party of Glaswegian stags. Arsehole in tatters, you return to your seat ten minutes later and attempt to whitewash the whole humiliating experience from your memory by making up some contrived fucking bollocks about sunbeds.

You can have Quincyfuckingknifeinthebackfingers. Like yourself, he had the chance to apologise for his crimes against me and outright refused. Quincy, look what has befallen Stubby for crossing my path, he's a jibbering fucking mess. Prepare yourself, you're a marked cunt.

His name is Properkhunt and he's actually a hospital porter.

I can just picture your hovel in my minds eye, Stubby. Walls draped in camo and swastikas, and a 99p water pistol that looks vaguely like a luger hung up over the fire place. When you're not muttering menacingly to yourself about how you would have won the Battle of the Bulge, you're watching endless Betamax videos of Seagal, Van Damme, Lungdren and Norris. Pumping your fat fucking t-rex arms in front of the telly whilst screaming "KAPOWWW!" and shitting in your adult nappy with the effort of trying to suck in your fat fucking stomach. You make me feel physically sick.

He's northern, they barely count as Homo Sapiens let alone Englishmen.

I would say that Weinstein got away with it for years more due to the highlighted part of your post. I don't buy into the fact that his reputation protected him, if so, why hasn't it continued to provide a shield to his activities? He got away with it because the women he abused preferred to accept a grubby envelope stuffed full of cash instead of doing the right thing. You state that my post verges dangerously close to victim blaming. I don't blame the women for being abused, but I most certainly blame them for their silence. Their subsequent inaction enabled him to abuse other women, and they have as much to answer for as anyone else involved in the scandal. I find the hysterical bleatings of the undoubtedly deranged Rose McGowan the most galling. She has appointed herself as some sort of feminist white knight, dishing out accusations of culpability and vitriol on an almost daily basis. She should reserve a large part of the blame for herself, for waiting nearly two decades to speak out whilst allowing herself to be paid off and silenced. Weinstein may have committed the crime, but it was women who enabled him to get away with it.

This furious response to the news has just come in from Jess Phillips: "N.. N... Noooo.... Nooo because, be-.. be-.. because WIMMIN and that".

Shut the fuck up, you whingeing Scottish idiot.

Looking back at Dingthebeast's posts, there are only two conclusions that you can make. Either he was: 1: A knee-rubbing minor pervert in the style of a northern Benny Hill. Or 2: He was a sinister sexual deviant who was a serious danger to any woman or canine under 30 stone.

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm absolutely sick to fucking death with the perpetually outraged feminists of the 21st century. There appears to be a legion of angry misandrists ready to jump upon any perceived injustice to the sisterhood, completely unwilling or unable to appreciate that there are two sides to every story. Take the whole Weinstein saga and the subsequent furore surrounding it. Yes the fat pig shouldn't have allowed his trotters to get frisky, but at the end of the day, the naivety of the women involved beggars belief. I hardly believe that supposedly intelligent actresses went into his sty all doe eyed and innocent without realising the implications. At best they were naive, at worst they willingly went into the situation knowing the dangers, but hoping they could use the situation to their advantage. And the fact is that a large number of these women did not report their experiences, which enabled Weinstein to abuse countless others. As far as I'm concerned their inaction makes them culpable and partly responsible for the culture of sexual abuse in Hollywood. As for the women at the Dorchester, again they went in eyes wide open yet hysterical cunts with a political agenda such as Jess Phillips conveniently ignore this and focus all the blame on the male attendees. At the end of the day, women have a responsibility for their own safety. I don't particularly enjoy getting my head kicked in, which is why I don't parade around Brixton wearing blackface. Similarly, women who aren't overly fond of being sexually abused shouldn't willingly go to the hotel room of a notorious sexual predator, or dress up like a fucking prostitute at a function attended by horrendously pissed bankers. It's time that the feminist movement stopped playing the blame game and started to realise that women who put themselves willingly in danger for personal gain aren't the completely innocent victims they make themselves out to be.

The famous England B team. All I can say is thank fuck that Carlton Palmer didn't have a single drop of the bog in his veins. Not that it stopped Tony Cascarino.

You've got until midday to apologise. Not even Bill would be allowed to take such fucking liberties.