Decimus

What the fuck is all this about people? It's a universally held truth that McDonald's fries are the superior chip of take away choice. BK doesn't come close, mainly due to the schoolboy error of not adding double the daily allowance of salt before serving.

I'll have a word with him when he's back. Consider it dealt with.

You'll have to forgive Drew, as demonstrated on another thread he's quite upset about his refuse collection. Plus he's a chronic alcoholic and a cunt, so not exactly renowned for his patience. You're certainly not helping his anger levels by admitting that you earn a living whilst hanging off of the back of a Biffa lorry with a roll-up dangling out of your toothless fucking gob. Prole cunt.

Afternoon, Stubby. Any chance you could do me a favour by shutting the fuck up? Much appreciated, Decimus.

Because of the adult social care precept that's keeping you in subsidised nappies and sippy cups, you atrophied little spastic.

I hope that the multiple 'likes' I have given you tonight console you when you're languishing in the cooler later. Proper is on his period and I don't fancy your chances of getting out of this one unscathed.

You're drunk.

Fwiw, I agree with you regarding the fact that 'race' is an artificial construct, and I have stated that a number of times on here. It's a relatively recent development in human history designed to justify nationalistic prejudices that arose during the 19th century. However, the fact that certain individuals do believe in separating certain nationalities into artificial 'races' surely indicates that a number of people believe in 'race' and can thus hold racist opinions? With regards to saying that to a Frenchman, yes, I would deem it to be a racist statement, and I am fully aware that I am guilty of racism through the various insults that I have aimed towards Withers. The reason that anti-French pejorative insults are deemed acceptable is because of the historic enmity between our countries and the fact that they are deemed part of a 'white race', that anthropologically does not exist. The impression that I am getting is that you do not believe that racism exists, purely because you are enlightened enough to realise that race is an artificial construct. I recognise the same thing, but am fully aware that there are less educated people in the world who do not, and can thus hold prejudiced opinions based upon antiquated and false anthropolical research. So I ask you again, was Judge's post racist?

I didn't say that, and you can legitimately criticise Islam and its practice's until you are blue in the face and I wouldn't call it racist. But if you were to say: "Perhaps he should have obtained his education in whichever stinking Muzzle shithole his poncing family crawled out from. It’s not too late to go back you well fed cunt. I’ll pack your fucking bag if you like...... no problem." I would consider that racist, wouldn't you? And if not, why not?

I'd like to say that when I originally jokingly called r-soles a racist cunt at the start of this thread that I didn't envisage the following three pages to contain numerous examples of bigoted racism, but I can't. And to claim that it's not racist because Islam is a religion is bollocks. The racist undertones are there for all to see.

It isn't racist in the slightest, I just wanted to annoy him. Sadly he appears to be off somewhere else, probably maiming an unfortunately canine.

You racist fucking cunt.

Do you want to suck my dick, Judge?

I find that my peak of being misanthropic is usually in the early afternoon as opposed to the morning. In light of this, I think it's entirely fair to tell you to shut your fucking mouth, you dozy cunt.

I've got a vivid image of him. Jowly, fat fucking face gesticulating like an Alabama snapping turtle as he works his jaw muscles into a frenzy. Snack done, he cleans himself up with his canary yellow tie and proceeds to breathe heavily into the faces of the unfortunate denizens of his slums.

Good morning Neil, you fat cunt.

Quincy could. It's not hard to squat under someone's arse with your mouth open whilst masturbating furiously.

Eric, I can imagine you giving this speech in parliament in your capacity as the future right honourable member for Jaywick. You might be just the sort of cove who can save us from a future of feeling the lick o'the cat wielded by a race of sentient Breville toastie machines.

The Republic have got a half-breed Gandhi as taoiseach, peace is virtually guaranteed. If not, at least we can expect the first pictures in seventy years of an international leader in a nappy.

This sort of dog shit nomination is indicative of the average age of this site's contributors. Nobody under the age of 35 gives a fuck about Irish nationalist terrorism. It's dead and buried and it's main players are either legitimised or in the ground. Last Cunt Standing, were you a product of the care system from some Godawful Scottish shithole, who for want of any other discernible talent signed up to a British Army infantry regiment in the late seventies? Was the bunk mate that you spent your basic training sucking off on the Brecon Beacons shot in the head by an angry Belfast insurgent? Either way, join the 21st century, the British and Unionist cause in Ireland is dead and the island will be united within the next twenty years. Fuck off.

The problem is, the vast majority of the British populace are thick, reactionary fucking wankers. Regardless of the fact that something works 99 times out of 100, as soon as something goes wrong they adopt the Daily Mail mentality of "Questions need to be asked". To not put too fine a point on it, an example of this is that the general public ignored the multi-faceted benefits of being in the EU to vote for Brexit because a single Baltic wholesale shop appeared on the high street of their ghastly provincial town.

She's a disgusting fat cunt. The beast has been lauded for her performance as Cilla, but she should be endlessly slated as a woman in the public eye who has got the audacity to not look after herself. Vile, fat, chip-guzzling, northern slag..

He owns several rocks. Proceed with care.

I'm not sure I approve of you using my Stubby toy, Pen. The only person who is allowed to mercilessly target him and make him look like a stupid fucking cunt is me. Please stop tormenting him.

A fucking cracking nomination. I'd add to this by suggesting that anyone who purchased their council property for a ridiculously cheap price in the eighties, and then sells it at today's inflated prices, should have to give 50% of the equity back to local government in order to fund new affordable housing developments.