Decimus

Who would have ever thought that dear old Heinz Lammerding was a racist?!

This is vile even by your standard 😡 Do you think it's acceptable to suggest that a man with black skin willingly subjects himself to flaying and torture for your own hugely racist benefit?

So poofter.

Indeed, the amount of frogs spawn pumping around the terrified bird's veins wouldn't be anywhere near enough to counteract the the constant adrenaline that had coursed through the poor cunt's body since the moment it fledged. I'd wager that the breast would taste like the sticky floor of Fritzl's basement lair, and the aroma of its parson's nose doesn't bear thinking about.

Not a fan of turkey or goose, but have you seen the price of fucking lamb recently?! Half a leg for £26 quid in some well known retailers, despite almost every field within a fifty mile radius of my house being full of the Cambrian-buggered cunts.

What will you be eating for you main repast on the big day, Neil?

There was another cunt on here a while ago called Weary&Disgusted, I'm not sure if you were posting your particular brand of abject bollocks at the time so you probably can't remember him. One day he sent me a PM almost identical to yours, stating how something I'd said about the Jews was the most disgusting thing he'd ever read on this site and that I should be ashamed of myself. This was coming from someone, who like you, chooses to post on a website where comments are regularly made about burning/shooting/killing/beating and drowning anyone with even the faintest touch of the tar brush. A site where suicide and dead kids are frequently joked about and a painful death by AIDS is wished upon anyone left of Nigel Farage. A site where one of the standard jokes is about a member's mother being raped and tortured by a member of the Waffen SS. And you have the fucking audacity to call what I posted vile?! You stupid, hypocritical, Kike-loving shit cunt. You make me fucking sick.

Talking about boats full of immos, have you ever seen the 1976 classic 'Voyage of the Damned'? It features a true story set in 1939 of some of your lot trying to claim refugee status in various ports around the world, only for them to get repeatedly rejected for being subhuman fucking filth. If I recall, the M.S. St Louis had to return back to Ze Fatherland where most of the scum aboard it were eventually cleansed from the face of the planet via the good old gas chambers. As you're so obsessed with ships, maybe @Old Chap Raasclaat can now start calling you Saint Lou the Jew? Lolololol. Fuck off.

I paid a visit the last time I was in the general vicinity of Burnt Pine and got a great deal on my next holiday to the Isle of Wight, a fifty percent reduction off my stay at the Rodd Grand. They don't call her Carmen Sandiego for nowt, I tell thee.

She is indeed. R has got a little pop up business premises on Union Street VA 23510, within spitting distance of Carrow Road NR1 1JE.

I'm a regular in Rwanda, DC. Ordinarily I get the direct flight from Heathrow straight to Montevideo, but I have been known to take the long way round via Saipan with a brief layover in Vladivostok before finally arriving in Port Mahon. I can usually see Cape Verde on a clear day from my digs there at the top of the Bhurj Al Arab. Fuck off @Frank.

Ever since Pen first emerged out of the primordial soup four billion years ago, she/he/it has been jotting down her/his/its mindless fucking drivel in one form or another. I visited the archeological remains of some of your lot up at Skara Brae seven years ago, and there wasn't a prehistoric stone dwelling on site that didn't have the old bastard's runic mark upon it.

That's probably why you're currently sitting on 80k plus posts when taking into account all of your numerous monikers since 2014.

True story... When I was a student with his own front door living the Stickers dream, I pissed in the shared washing up liquid after a night on the sauce. Those dirty fucks didn't even notice and it was used until it ran dry. Of course I never ate anything that wasn't on a paper plate or out of newspaper, so I was alright. I guess what I'm trying to say is, if you live like a fucking pig you can't complain when some cunt pisses in your sink.

As much as I appreciate the invite to dine with you, Aitch, I'm afraid that I'm Crayola intolerant so will have to give it a miss.

Aitch, you come across like the sort of cunt who only ever washes his cock in the sink, and bi-annually at that.

Another race grifter looking to capitalise on the old "Black can do no wrong" card. I don't live in London, but I can't imagine anyone driving from Maida Vale into The City, not if they wanted to arrive there anytime time this century. So if the tube is a quicker and more efficient route, why is she claiming she can't use it? Surely it's not in case she gets recognised as a 'sleb? I wouldn't be able to differentiate between Denzel Washington and the vast majority of apes who stink the underground up, so she's clutching at straws if she thinks anyone would be able to pick an absolute fucking nonentity such as herself out of a crowd of enraged silverbacks.

The House of Jollof. JOLLOF.

Here's hoping you enjoy your Christmas feast of a thoroughly buggered miniature goose with coal dust stuffing, you bankrupt, Bob Cratchett cunt.

The dog fucking is his main personality trait, but he's also a Jew who supports the far right, so he's a total fucking idiot to boot. Good luck with the molly binge, just make sure Gareth keeps tabs on you so you don't end up doing a Corrie McKeague. I've got my Christmas work party this week and have some acid and bugle lined up. If you're lucky I may log in and pen the next instalment of 'A Haunting in Norfolk' in-between lines. Perhaps you can do me a theme tune? A Dallas title music, Jungle remix would be appropriate.

Laffin.

"Sir" Queer of the Onkyblock people has all the political nous of my fucking cock. When he's about to fight an election where he aims to win back traditional Labour heartlands in the north, the last thing he should be doing is summoning the ghost of Maggie. I understand his point, he wasn't necessarily implying that he agreed with what she did, more that she actually had a vision and transformed that into political action, which is more than can be said for most PMs over the years. Still, it's akin to saying at that at least Mussolini got the trains running on time or that Hitler could build a motorway. What a colossal fucking idiot.

It's called the weather, Aitch. By its very nature it's different week upon week, month following month and year after year. As for it being a bit nippy, most years in the UK recently in November and December have hit the high single figures, so you're totally fucking wrong there. I don't know where you are getting these supposedly regular below zero figures, I can only assume that you live in a remote glen in the Scottish Highlands, which would also explain your inability to converse in the English language.