Decimus

Reported. After your recent infractions, you should consider it likely that you'll be fucked off for good this time. Lol.

It's Ian Richardson during his House of Cards days. Ten times better than that shite with the Mr Tickle armed Kevin Spacey.

Has Kier Starmer released an official statement on this whilst taking the knee? As inept as Boris and his merry band of dead pig raping cronies are, the saddest part of all this is the ineptitude of Her Majesty's Most Loyal Opposition. The Tories have presented so many open goals this year, but all the Labour leadership seems preoccupied with doing is virtue signalling and pretending Anti-semitism in the UK is a thing.

Indeed, I was subtly referred to as a shit stirring third party and given a two week spell in the cooler. Maybe it's the benzos and booze, but I'm chuckling to myself at the thought of Fender cutting out eyeholes in his Daily Express paper. Surreptitiously peeking around the park looking for Ed, whilst his three pre-school age children were stood beside him attempting to look menacing. @Jake The Muss or whatever your fucking name is these days, I'm going to seriously hurt you and your homunculus cousin. Idiot.

We got on just fine for two years until he inexplicably decided to protest my constant harassment of Ding. I'm gutted I wasn't the one to finally drive him off site, but during his stage exit meltdown I was unfortunately banned. Again.

There's less than 12 million children under the age of 14 in the UK, so there's going to be some sexually frustrated rag heads when they get here.

Unless you're the parent of a dead child buried in an unknown location on a moor that you will never be able to properly lay to rest. Then you'd probably think he was a bit of a cunt, no? Some things are unforgivable, Aitch, even by Longford's fake fucking God.

Do you recall the time that Fender turned up to meet you for a straightener on the cobbles and brought his three small children as back up?

Babs and I would like to have you over for Christmas this year, Frank. I'm afraid the silly old cunt has insisted on turkey, but she'll probably nosh you off after a few gins if you wash it in the sink first.

Someone summarise the deal, I can't be arsed to trawl through all that fucking shit. When will the blacks be leaving?

Every time he shows off his latest pair of homosexual footwear, his feet and ankles look like sausages in a too tight skin. Couple that with all the bleeding from his arsehole (non-sexual) and his swarthy, greasy skin, my diagnosis would be liver failure, quite severe judging by his peripheral oedema, anal varices and jaundice. It's probably come as a result of all the booze he has to consume in order to have the confidence to dress like a gender fluid cub scout.

No, it was still up Spotter's arse.

How many fingers can you get up that enormous Semitic hooter of yours?

Reported.

Withers, who on Earth is this toothy fucking dog? It looks about twelve.

I don't usually buy into conspiracy theories. A lot of the nonsense that has been espoused by fringe nutters about covid has been absolutely fucking mental. But the longer this is going on, the more I'm starting to wonder if there is another agenda at play here. I really cannot fathom why any government would intentionally work towards destroying our economy whilst simulataneously imposing Draconian population controls. But at the same time, I find it hard to believe that any government could be this fucking incompetent. There has to be an agenda, but I have no idea what it is.

Fuck off you cunt.

Yes I've been shitting myself, Johnny. I can't tell you how worried sick I've been at the thought that you wouldn't finally work out how to do something a reception age child could do whilst simultaneously confirming what a thick fucking cunt you are. Congratulations on cementing your reputation as the biggest and least successful bullshitter in Cunts Corner history.

I think that you were that fucking stupid that you didn't think to actually check the original date of my own nomination and subsequently thought that you were on to something that would embarrass me. All you have succeeded in doing is embarrassing yourself and confirming what a fucking stupid little cunt you are.

What I understand is that the evidence you've provided shows that someone copied my nomination three days after I posted it. We've waited nearly two months for you to work out how to do this and all you've proved is that you were talking absolute shit. Well done, you fucking moron.

Does it? That someone posted my nomination word for word after I originally posted it? Explain how? The hole you're digging is getting so fucking deep I'll able peek my head through it and look into your shit hole prefab house within a day.

Here he is, Marty McBullshit. Even if you're able to teach yourself the rudimentary IT skills of a five year old within the next month, how do you plan to explain the fact that the nomination I made was three days earlier than the supposed plagiarised shit you've unsuccessfully tried to screenshot? You fucking idiot.

Explain to me why Norfolk isn't in tier one, then.

Agreed.

I now know six people from work who have tested positive over the last two weeks. One is asymptomatic, one felt cold for a few days and a bit under the weather, another felt tired and lethargic for five days. The other three have both said they felt shit, but no worse than any flu they've ever had. The cure can't be worse than the disease, as countless others have stated on here and out in the real world. We're crippling the country's economy and destroying the mental health of millions of Britons based upon a disease that whilst deadly for some, is a minor inconvenience for the majority.