Earl of Punkape

Reported for implied Paedo activity.

What have you done to improve the “tards” in your department or has your mis-management of them ruined their lives ? Are they your illegitimate offspring from inappropriate work based liaisons ? lol. Fuck off.

Oh well at least this character chases after women unlike most of the knob-jockeys who post on here.... lol. Fuck off.

Oh dear. Reported.

That’s because we’ve taken all their parrots.

More likely it was your civil partner and a large chocolate log. lol.

I’ve been playing golf today. How was your flower arranging class ? lol. Fuck off.

How’s your husband ? lol.

Lol Fuck off.

Lol. I love Christmas ! Fuck off.

What time are you putting the hedgehog on ?

Reported again for family abuse.

Fascinating......

Reported again for family abuse.

Reported for abusing Admin.

No surprise about the ridiculous spelling in the title of this nomination but the actual subject matter of the nomination and raising it as issue is indeed bizarre. Only a complete spastic wanker presents a topic such as this.The escalator “fucks with your mind”........Does it ? Your psychiatrist is probably on the verge of ending it all. You stupid fucking twat. lol Fuck off.

I’ll bet your wife has been bonking the student....lol.

Good morning. Your opinion is is utter nonsense and perverse..... Get stuffed.

How to prepare rooks: 1. Obtain rooks and kill the fuckers. ( Shotgun or stamping ) 2. Place a rook on its back ( now dead) and dislocate the leg by twisting it out and away from the main body. This will also tear the skin under the feathers. Place both thumbs into the tear and start to peel back the skin and feathers towards the head until the breasts are revealed.( a bit like a brothel visit with Peter Sutcliffe ). Slice down the breastbone, keeping the knife at a slight angle. Gently ease the flesh off as you cut towards the wings Wipe the breasts clean and they’re ready for the pan or griddle tray.... Methodoise. Cut all the meat into largish chunks so that it is all the same size. Say a prayer to the patron saint of rooks ( St Anthony). Seal off the meat for a few minutes then place in a pan with a hearty gravy and gently simmer for 30 minutes. Add some grated celeriac and carrot half way through and season to taste with plenty of white and black pepper. Whilst the meat is cooking, line a small greased ovenproof bowl with gay (puff) pastry. Set the meat aside to cool slightly and then stir in some thick mashed potato. Fill the pastry-lined bowl by putting the larger pieces of meat at the bottom, then alternate rook, onions and some lambs kidneys. Put a lid on the pie and crimp the edges in a faggoty manner until suitably bent and limp-wristed.Sing a vulgar sea shanty whilst crimping or hum the Blue Danube with undone flies... Make vent holes in the pie and sprinkle with salt and pepper and cook at 180 degrees for 30 minutes. Phone your local prostitute ( if alive) to sample pie when ready and give approval... The pie should either be served with puffs and transgender fruit cakes or with salad and pickles and Dale Winton with an exposed organ. Your local prostitute can wash up after the meal..... lol. Fuck off.

Good afternoon. Thankyou.

You stupid, thick, white honky twat. lol. Fuck off.

At least the chap has a decent tailor as opposed to Manky who will clothe himself from the January sales at JD sports..... lol. Fuck off.

Fuck off wanker.

Kebabs are for peasants....Fuck off. lol. Pleb.

I’m not dead. Would you like a recipe for Rook pie ?