Earl of Punkape

Buy the Aga. Stick your head in. Get a friend to finish you off with Kerosene.

Buy an Aga then stick your head in it .

Or making your own fictional ripostes and distortion. I read the broadsheets most days so see most of the more sordid areas of life exposed. Areas you'd fit in rather snugly.

Why don't you get an Aga ?

You thick cunt. Who drives the Taxis and runs the Take aways in Oldham, Rochdale and Rotherham ? Asian Kurds! Cretin.

As are your lower class attempts to silence your superior.

You regurgitated lump of hyena placenta .

5 children? Are you a catholic ?

You're on the wrong thread you pelican.

The reason why there is an officer class in the army is stop troops from firing once they've started. Then there's looting and getting "carried " away with prisoners and local female civilians/refugees. The public schools provide the bulk of officers in the Army to handle brilliantly the scum of the British working class.

A lot of British women dress like hookers and we havn't had any problems here. The Asian brigade just chase the really vulnerable ones in care homes......

Send her to Cologne for next years New Years Eve Festivties.......specifically the main square in front of the cathedral......

I just fill up the Range Rover. I've never really looked at the price. As long as it's full I can get to the pub,one of my golf clubs or a shoot. I bagged a magnificent hare the other day which is hanging at the moment and I'm go to jug it tomorrow. If any of you jug a hare make sure you use fresh juniper berries and not the dried or packet versions. This will prevent your hare from tasting cheap and nasty. If you have any leftover ( hares are huge) take it to your local Salvation Army food hall, having told them it's chicken and lob it into the soup. The down and outs will be awfully grateful and won't notice the difference anyway !

Your sick fantasy succinctly portrays a complete moral vacuum and nihilistic depravity.

No doubt Bowie's funeral will turn into a poofter, drug abuser and weirdo event of the year. A ticket for Alfie !

He dressed in women's clothes as well ! The sod.

I wouldn't be seen dead in Brixton.

You're developing a general all round psychosis. Are you still taking illegal drugs?

More media hysteria over the death of a "rock" star. Did Bowie have sex with men and women ? Pervert. Did he make good music ? No it was a ridiculous nauseous racket. Did he die from AIDS ? Probably and so have a lot of his bum chums from the "Avanf Garde " scene. ( more perverts ). Good riddance.

The moment you start spending ridiculous amounts of money on pet healthcare it's time to move to California.

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Keeping a rat is a disgusting. Rats are permanently incontinent and harbour all sorts of digustusting fleas and parasites. Only a fucking lunatic would give something to a child that was responsible for bubonic plague an the Black Death. They are also used for depraved acts by knob-jockeys. Your son should be taken into care immediately.

Prof......Your family has been captured by ISIL.

Ask your wife ..........

Or see the offerings of depraved "artists" who have crapped on a urine soaked canvas and enter it for the Turner prize. Or a Gilbert and George penis painting.