White Cunt

You wish you had one? Lol

And it’s Barratt, little man. Fuck off.

Do your friends bring their own needles, or do you just swap?

Add to it corporate birthday parties or any public parties. Little spoilt cunts, student cunts, almost mating cunts, etc. Still the corporate cunts are top of the league.

Is Luxembourg now part of Belgium?

It’s racists. Pigs have rights.

It will make for a lifetime supply of toe rings. Next goes the crown.

Hackett provides cladding for Aston, Tommy for Merc and Jack Wills for partridge fanciers.

Every aspirational prick should get a copy. To follow the white boys’ box of magic tricks; how to achieve stardom in British politics without any fucking contributions to society at large. It’s the latest edition of nothing more than a cook book really entitled “How to serve the public”. With complementary sachets of salt and pepper in the back cover.

Still shit. Steer clear.

Try TENA Super Brief.

Dulux trade - from trade centres, not the thin shit sold by the B & Q and others.

I certainly am.

The pits have closed. Phone boxes got removed.

Only if they invent some miracle life extension treatment.

Yanks and brains - very rare.

Care to elaborate?

Sorry to ask, but do you really expect us to watch this?

I could do with some of that. Missing it dearly.

It’s readers’ digest for old white cunts.

His looks may be faded but his extensive, moth-riddled Sloanesque wardrobe reminds him that deep inside, he is still the same vain, insecure, petty poof he has always been.

Fear it not, Frank. You wear the crown. Always. You changed my life.

I will be stating the obvious - Yanks should not be allowed to fly anything more complicated than a kite - with relevant supervision and regular equipment inspections. Anything above that is plainly asking for trouble. On the plus side - a few brown parcels dropped by the flying shell suit commando, must have raised a few brows in the dean town .

I feel left out...

Dignitas works out the price of the final holiday in accordance to the client affordability tests' outcome. But make no mistake, when your time comes they will offer a freebie and throw in some Twix mini bars to sweeten the pill. Cunt.