White Cunt

And back to the topic. Pokers often leave snorts, grease and other bodily fluids on the screen. Surgical gloves are recommended when handling their equipment.

​My vote is very conservative. Punk is a cunt. Fifty quid on the nose.

​No probs

We are closing now; fuck off cunt.

​Does it happen often? Your valve may be failing. I would have it inspected by Keith when the cunt is back again.

​Careful now. You mail may arrive doused in petrol and set on fire.

If I put a jiffy bag in that slot, will it arrive promptly?

So there you go, troll. How does it feel to be a doormat?

I thought he looked familiar...

I don't know if I can accept. The list of perversions and corruption covenants to qualify for the job must be quite extensive. I will fail. Ask Punk, he will pass with flying colours.

Sadly, I don't have experience in this field, but I can be your PR consultant.

Is this your manifesto for the coming election? If so, I would seriously think of changing your avatar image, as it clashes with your agenda and makes you very David Cameron-y or Other Twat-y.

Or is it a spring roll?

To grab his micro cock with those bonsai hands must be quite a feat. More precarious and time consuming than open heart surgery.

​It's spring time, so Keith is on heat. I would simply ignore it or neuter the cunt.

Compare the size of his hands to the head! Fucking hell. Did his mother suffer from agent orange?

Keith is a bonafide shit collector, not a dropper. The only crap posted by him lands on this site.

Michael Jackson.

It's fucking cold outside.

I am quite tolerant of people fucking about with turning up on time, but one time I lost it. On my own wedding day, the she witness arrived fifty minutes late at the registry office and we almost got booted out by the registrar as there was the next wedding lined up. Thanks to her, the office and the next party, it all went relatively smoothly in the end. When the tart finally made her fucking appearance, I was ready to put her refurbished head though the wall and told her so. Haven't spoken to the cunt since.

The Middle-Eastern, fundamentalist art appreciation society would very much enjoy chopping her head off as a form of payment and I really couldn't blame them for it.

​Frank's boat had sailed long ago. All he has left is his duck.

Because the are cunts creating more red tape and suffering for plodders like us. No doubts the fuckers operating the controls will be paid handsomely. Fuck them, don't rent a car if you don't have to.

There will be no pussy for the old codger. He will count himself lucky to have a fresh nappy and some cocoa.

Bollocks to that. I will take public transport if necessary. As shit as it is, it doesn't give me extra headache. And no, I haven't heard about this pile of shit.