Stubby Pecker

In time he'll want what we all do-you gone, hopefully dead.

It's no good he'll have to go. The wanker keeps on with the same old shit repeat bollocks with no humour self deprecation. The mods and admin must be pissing themselves laughing at their offspring clogging the site up with its inevitable drivel before they 'ban' the cunt for a few weeks when the joke wears off.

This can be your new avatar:

Good luck with that shit Eric!

More to think about, rein in their attacking fair? Can work the other way, Gooch for example was more prolific as captain. I agree with apple though; should have been Broad and get 5 openers lined up to bat and play the percentages, whoevers the most solid, boring and frustrating to bowl at gets the gig with Cooky

I think 7 days of organic food and no fags, relentless or dirty wanger should cleanse the chav masses and make their bodies fit for consumption. I'd go a step further and say eat a chav for Britain. It could become the latest new thing for trendy types in lun-don if served with quiona seed ciabatta, grated celeriac salad and craft beer, whatever the fuck that weasel piss is.

You heartless cunt decs! I'm sure if mother decs hadn't let you suckle on her milkers, or put you to the mummy pig to fight for a teet when she was busy picking sugar beat, you wouldn't be half the cunt you where today. Don't bother asking punkers his opinion on the white stuff, he prefers something thicker, gloopier and "mam-made" the dirty poof!

It's a sad day when rural traditions die out, but I can assure you the village idiot and cousin fucking ways are alive and well the the FoD, and always will be.

Thanks for ruining the best thread on here you bastards! I'm trying to save apple from certain oblivion, a humanist act you cunts aren't up to!

I bet you've heard half the drooling mongs in your local say at closing time "I'm orf 'ome to shag are cousin" thus propagating more of the web footed humanoids that call the place 'ome?

And why would you suggest that Alf and myself are scout masters? And why are these people, as you point out, busy during the summer months? I don't understand.

Norwich sounds like a beautiful place decs, very Gloucester like. Can we line it up for the Cunts Corner Xmas piss up?

My bleach drinking suggestions are only for those who truely deserve it, but seeing as this is a faceless site, where I don't expect idiots to take things seriously or literally and where 99% of the content is utter shite, I can sleep easy. I bet you can't sleep easy waiting for the next issue of Dr Who magazine to come out and all those ace stickers to collect?

I can't see to many players in county cricket screaming pick me. We've tryed Robson, Lyth, Vince, Hales, Compton (again) Trott when he was cooked. We need a sold top order to knacker the oppositions bowlers for our stroke makers to pile on the runs-Cook can do this but not every time. I thought we'd fair well down under but now I know we're in deep shit. Cook, Jennings, Root, Moeen, Bairstow, Stokes, Buttler, Woakes, Rashid, Broad, Anderson ....best 11 cricketers in the country

The only sensible suggestion I could make is try standing on your head and have a shit. Obviously this would take some forcing out going against gravity and all, but by analysing (strictly speaking, anal-ysing) the quantity of shit on either cheek you should be able to determine whether your ringer is catastrophically twisted. Maybe punkape prefers entering at an angle?

How fascinating

We'll probably beat them by an innings next test. There's no great teams not like West Indies of the 80s or Australia of the 00s. It's the lack of consistency which pisses most off and common sense. Lords was a belter, we should have played an extra batter here as it's a seamers wicket. Dawson is your classic bits and pieces player, I can't remember him setting the CC on fire with 5 fors and tons! Still can't believe Rashid was over looked for him. Jennings looks suspect but deserves another go for the stacks of runs he's got for Durham earlier this year, you could say the same for Ballence but he's had so many chances. We need top order batters who can defend and leave until the safa bowlers are fucked in their 3rd spell then our stroke makers can come into the game. English cricket cuntbreeds indeed

Less of the stubbly thanks: I've combined the aforementioned VAGIGEL with veet and a mild dilution of acetic acid and the wooky hole is fungus free a smooth thanks very much Fuck off

The things you dream of

Reported for male prostitution

I've had to deal with many of these toffee nosed chinless wonders professionally. Their retard opinion is the drastic decline in once common farmland birds is due to lack of predator killing when it's really intensive agriculture and the subsides that have made these wooly shirted cunts rich. There is something wrong with a human who kills for sport. I've no problem of putting food on the table; I spent many a day with both my grandfathers ferreting and shooting wood pigeons, although I'll give the rook pie a miss. You however, I'd happily hunt down with dogs and see ripped to pieces before mounting your boiled skull on my wall.

I could never hope to own the corner if it meant stepping on the toes of newbies like you and bill or prehistoric cuntstain frank so I'll just stick to the one track rhetoric of the disgraceful behaviour of the French in the war. Hang your head in shame indeed.

https://raptorpersecutionscotland.wordpress.com/2016/04/10/pigeon-racing-men-convicted-of-poisoning-peregrines-sparrowhawks/ Stick that up yer arse you naive cunt. This and others are well know by those who with a basic interest in our wildlife and you can bet your arse most fanciers would happily see all aerial predators gone- just like the good old days of DDT and no legal protection. Plenty of people are being fingered and only a few prosecuted for these wildlife nonce crimes mostly gamekeeper types who object to their 4 million plus non native pheasants and partridge being killed by native raptors. I know of a goshawk nest destroyed in the wood next to my house where they rear pheasants but impossible to prove yet I know the cunt who did it.

Mank, yes up north they have hills to, and undoubtedly you can ride your electric bike up them. I suggest using something called the internet you look at the topography of my home land. Try haresfield beacon, selsley hill, nymsfield and birdlip hill in the same day and you'll have earned your tripe and dripping

Are you producing your own crop milk for little nob squab?