Stubby Pecker

Ke-wick!

Beware siding with decs, the owl hating bastard, dr Quincy. The treeless wasteland he calls home is actually worse than the place he's just spent smearing his and franks shit over the walls for 4 months. He's come out very different I want the old one back. If you offer to take the shit in his mouth it might snap him out of it.

"Vor you ze vor iz over" as the zyklon takes affect and the incinerators are fired up

Deep fat fryer more like it for your lot

I've just shat myself. I'll take the firing squad, no blindfold, rather than be dumped in the cooler and bored shitless by franks humourless drivel or dry bumed in the dead of night as you say, by Punkapes diseased maggot. I'll watch my ass.

Agreed, owls are fucking ace! Here in the dean we've got the lot, saw a little owl last night, get plenty of short eared along the severn most winters. Decs, you're a massive cunt.

I do worship the devil....

We'll wait and see what the lentil chew twat, the hairy growlered S&M queen and senile welsh missing person say

Punkape disagrees. He's off to Africa soon to spread the lords work, or at least that's what he told his congregation.

I agree pen. You're a sage of our times and happily be your underling in the priest burning of the future.

Not that time of the month. When it is you're in shit my boy.

Not a chance . Your an inbreed apart here and rick doesn't do likes, the twat

Speaks a man of obvious first hand experience. I can sense your obvious frustration in your sex life with punkape- it must be like chucking a sausage down the M5 but at least you've got the lovely brown, albeit smelly and sticky, babies he lays on your chest most nights.

At least I've got a door that's not made out of piss soaked cardboard

Why don't you repost your "people who moan when they've been told they've got cancer" nom again? You know, the one that no one read because it was taken down within minutes. If you do make sure you include the location of your cardboard cut out range rover and we'll all come round for a good burn up with your beaten to a pulp body inside.

The trail of anal seepage from punkers spunk filled arse is impossible to miss as is his AIDS and Herpes repeat bollocks. Give the cunt the boot

Long and sustained ban coming your way shortly. The penny has dropped for the mods who won't put up with your repeat shite proving they're not the thickos I once thought. You'll soon be holding franks hand again, through the cell bars as you both cry yourselves to sleep after a days hard labour and gang rape.

It's entirely up to you whether you choose to believe the things I say here or not and I'm fully aware the original point to this nom; you frothing at the ring piece when old people express an albeit cliched opinion you disagree with. I was merely trying to add some milage to this shite which died on its arse a nano second after you posted it. I suspect a spot of national service of the type I suggested would be wasted on a turd like you. Imagine some poor cunt having a heart attack and you administering the kiss of life, the combo of your breath smelling of franks spunk and punkapes shit and your finger being rammed up their shitter would finish them off.

Ahhhhhhh...ahh...ah...ah...ah...ahhhhhhhhh! Now then, now then...

I was actually thinking about this the other day young willy. National military service wouldn't work on many levels, firstly we don't need it with the size of our forces and secondly all military personnel are there through choice, the same choice I made as a young nod. The professional troops we have wouldn't fancy going into battle alongside some worthless little toe rag forced to do it. I'd have bayonetted the cunts or at the very least given a left hook on the tail gate of the chinook rather than a waster have my back. Perhaps all school leaves after A level or equivalent stage should do some kind of community work for 6/12 months at minimum wage, such as paramedic training, teaching, policing or environmental restoration?

Crew of a fucking aircraft carrier, the vile jobby jabber!

There's a heavy influx of man love 'an all. Back scuttlers corner and this without arse bandit number one, pinkgape , the spermy shitter

Punkape neither? Perhaps they're lift sharing as they're both northerners. I hope dong double bags and punkers has ear plugs

No wonder the Fenian bastards want peace. Victory would be defeat if this was the spoils of war. Panzy has personally smashed the back doors of everyone of these bruisers the fucking stud.

I personally couldn't give a flying fuck how many curry munchers are or were mayors as I live in a hick backwater where folks from across the severn are tarred and feathered. The real problem is the overriding political correctness of this age that religious beliefs are tolerated at all, without serious ridicule, when everyone knows they're the biggest lies ever told. It should be taught in every school by law that some people are allowed to believe such bullshit, but they're thick and brainwashed. Replace religion dogma with ecology and we'll stop being such cunts.