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Apparently paying a compliment to the opposite sex can now be demeaning and worthy of a very public shaming or so says human rights lawyer Charlotte Proudman, brunette, 27, 36/26/36. Gyps you look stunning too as do you Gobby in an unconventional sense. Please don`t take offence or sue.
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Gongers is going to be gutted, he bought one of his old baseball caps off the Bay as an investment.
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Be nice you cunt, you reached me that on a plate.
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Your group of friends, were they dressed like the village people? A copper, a red indian, construction worker and a bloke in leathers ?Were you given a kebab at any stage of the evening? I`m pretty sure i`ve saw footage of this on a niche website somewhere. If memory serves your arsehole was like a fresh bullet wound.
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I think Naga is a fine looking filly although when she drawls "........thannks...Carrroooll " through her hooter at 6.48am it`s like a fucking plasma cutter on my ears. Lovely lass apart from that.
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Pretty sure we booked her last Friday for Dave`s stag do. I`d recognise those cankles anywhere.
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The Syrian climate is lovely this time of year. If the lady or any of her kids can weld they`re opportunities for welders and panel beaters out there. It says " Free Range. Size Large. Best before end." somewhere in the vid. See if you can spot it.
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I`m just glad the moneysupermarket prancing poof ad has given way to the relatively tasteful obese scaffolder / builder / cunt or whatever the fuck he is pole dancer advert. Go Compare was a breath of fresh air compared to that other tripe. In fact comparing one ad against the other like that was like comparing Rolf Harr.....
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Not good is it. They`re talking about separate train carriages for men and women due to the huge rise in sexual assaults. I know they have that in India as i watched a programme on it the other night. If you can`t keep your urges in check it seems the logical way to go i suppose. Either that or Alfie`s pruners.
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That`s harsh Bill, very harsh. No, the good news is Float of the day goes to Glasgow Borough Council for their fleet of bin lorries.
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You`d think with all his dough he`d get that fucking underbite fixed but maybe that`s his trademark, like Ken Dodd`s teeth or Stevie Wonders dark glasses. Come to think of it his missus is so morbidly overarsed it`s must be like a freakshow around their place which will stand them in good stead in their race for publicity, i mean the White House.
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Agreed. I`ve always thought Martin McGuinness would be an ideal replacement for Dominique and i`d hazard a higher success ratio.
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They are being honoured today in a ceremony and presented with France`s highest bravery award, the Ordeur de Reebok. Pictured wearing their award a proud Frency.
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No change there then. If my old grandad was alive ...............
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"...and here come the great man now, around the final bend, the greatest person ever to draw breath, heart surgeons are cunts compared to this great man, he`s worth a plane load of them, God i wish i was gay and have his huge flopping ......." "For Fucks sake Brendan....."
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Gym goers are amoung the dullest most unimaginative fuckers you`ll ever meet in this life, and that goes for both sexes i`m afraid to say. I suppose in the age of the selfie and the attention seeker it`s fucking fantastic telling all your workmates about how great you are and even a lowly arsehole like you can feel like a Kardasian for 10 minutes. However in fifty years time a bunch of faintly familiar strangers will congregate around your bed with one thought foremost on their minds. "Would you ever just fucking die you old bastard, we`re missing the rollerblading to be here."
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Try a course of charcoal tablets Spotters or attach double sided sticky tape to an odour eater. I think its working as no one has said anything.
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The Chinese are building a couple of storage warehouses there apparently.
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This gentleman needs decked out in an Uncle Sam costume and a parachute and kicked out the back of a Hercules over Raqqa . An empty evil bastard.
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Never liked the cunt, he seems a borderline hunchback and a person who never seems to fit in his clothes properly, but thats the Dutch for you. Frank Rijkaard was a disgrace.
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The cunt looks like a suicide bomber has went off beside her. Surely to fuck she`s colour blind?
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Rancid, slacked jawed cunt sat next to us on the plane
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Taffy cunts.
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If you ever try a bottle of Rolling Rock here`s a top tip. Bring it out of the fridge. Let it stand for a few minutes. Proceed to lick the bottle condensation. Repeat until para. Trust me, you`ll save time and you`ll get a better buzz off the condensation than you will off the beer. Fucking lamentable brew.