Hokey Gingers

Don`t join the company of the hand wringing self loathing political classes Decimus, those cunts lie awake at night in a shameful torment. They worry over actions taken in our name in our past and think we should all bear a collective responsibility. We don`t. It is what it is and we are where we are. Trust me, if Victoria wouldn`t have fucked them it would only have been someone else. Sleep easy , a cursory glance at modern Britain proves what comes around goes around and we`re going to pay ad nauseam.

You failed to mention Morris Dancing

Think positive Jizz, you can`t groom and put up flags at the same time.

" That`s a nice shirt your wearing Eddie you narrow faced bastard, did your wife give birth on it?" " Relax Suzy, no one can see your downy facial hair, ya Chewbacca cunt" "Coulthard is there anything in your fuckin wardrobe that isn`t pink or fuckin lemon coloured? Your supposed to be a ex racing driver for Christs sake."

You can say what you like about him but he married Heidi Klum and made Candy Electronics a household name.

In my book that`s a hate crime against Jobseekers everywhere. Fatty. I am not gay but your picture is making it very hard for me.

I`ve oft challenged Mrs.Gingers to be more like Carol first in the morning but she just lies there open mouthed with a blank look on her face. Normally If i have time i deflate her as it freaks out the window cleaner.

Best not to dwell on that stuff, you`ll find yourself doing the 1000 yard stare too often.

Hats off to Alex Jones , no not the lovely Welsh lass, the internet conspiracy theorist who for years has been peddling his NWO / doom and gloom tales to the feeble minded and gullible. All along he`s been saying they`ve been putting something in the water and by the hysteria on view right now i think it`s time i bought some of the manly potions he sells to counteract the pansy inducing water they have been feeding us.

This guy is revered as a media titan but what has he ever done to deserve a knighthood ? His career highlight was taking a pan handle on stage when Caprice walked on, nothing too challenging there. Apparently reading an autocue for a living impresses whoever decides these things so in a way thank fuck he didn`t split the atom or he`d be made King by now. Let`s face it, Trevs not fit to strap Kate Aidie into her flak jacket or make Andrew Neil a cup of tea as they are in a different league to him. How on earth did this guy merit a knighthood.

Listen, everybody has a duty of care. Duty of care in your job, duty of care not to be a drunken asshole The cops who were basically over ran are apologising, Derek Ancona could probably coax an "i`m sorry" out of Mrs.Thatcher under the right circumstances but what about the cunts at the back that shoved like fuck to get in for free. Them`s the cunts i haven`t heard from. Would anyone put their hand up and admit to shoving like fuck that afternoon, don`t think so.

So the hundreds? thousands? of arseholes that hadn`t a ticket that day and shoved their way in were blameless? Yep, that sounds about right.

​Absolutely. "National treasures" campaigning to get historical sex convictions quashed and lickspittles like that arsehole Cumberbatch chirping up in support. There`s another thing, just because Beyonce or Kanye or whoever else is a fuckin celebrity this week think something is morally sound doesn`t necessarily make it so. By their very nature they are fuckers with more faces than the town clock, remember this when the millionaire fucker of fuckers Russell Brand offers his standpoint on any issue. Ignore the cunt or send him a turd in a jiffybag. Apparently he gets two in the post every week. What i want to know is who`s sending the other one?

Smith hammed his parts up too much, like a jive talking Brian Blessed. I have followed his career with interest and rate his performance in the Virgin Broadband ads as his finest work.

Anyone got a marker?

Meat is murder.

Henry never had the gift of laughter but he certainly had a sense of humour marrying French,. a morbidly obese heifer with no neck and a passion for Terry`s Chocolate Oranges. With a waistline comparable to a barrage balloon it`s no wonder Lenny strayed. He`s a cunt though no doubt, an unfunny comic but because of his ethnicity becomes a "national treasure". What a load of right on pc garbage.

How must the person feel..." Oh you look amazing in that gaudy shower curtain...wow.. what a transformation you!!" " How did i look before in the mirrors foureyes ??" " Hmmm...kinda like two pounds of shit in a half pound bag.....sweetheart amazing you!!"

If you want to rivet your ears to the point of being able to pass a sausage roll through there be my guest but employers don`t put them on the check counter please . Mrs. Gingers and myself can`t bear to look at tinned pineapple anymore and those Hawaiian burgers were a saturdaynight staple you selfish cunts.

They say he had the biggest tools in Hollywood.