Hokey Gingers

Welcome aboard matey..now get in the barrel.

This is a big deal in Chinese culture, everyone celebrates the life of the pet with a big meal. I say big but its directly related to the size of the pet.

Billy was the most unlucky cunt ever and had never won a thing in his life. So he was delighted when the news came he`d won a ticket to go and see his all time favourite singer Tina Turner appearing in concert. He told all his mates about his luck finally turning and wore his best for the night of the concert. On arriving at the venue, to Billy`s amazement, he was ushered up front row central, the best seat in the house. He told everyone around him about his apparent change in fortune and his how happy he was. Tina eventually came on stage and after a few numbers told the crowd there was someone very special in the audience and a spotlight landed on Billy! Tina invited him to come up on stage. On stage they sang an impromptu duet which brought the house down and as he left the stage Tina mentioned hooking up later for a drink. In the bar after the show they shared some small talk with the singer finally admitting she found him incredibly attractive. She left a key to her room on the table and told Billy to give her 10 mins to freshen up. Billy simply couldn`t believe his luck. The minutes passed and soon he was stood in her room but no sign of her. Billy looked in the bedroom where Tina was writhing on the bed stark naked. " What way do you want me ?" asked Tina inquisitively. Billy asked if she had any handcuffs. Tina purred "Ohhh...Billy, you are a kinky boy." He replied " No...no...it`s nothing like that, it`s just the last time i rid a black person she stole my wallet."

lol

I don`t know what " fuck you" sounds like in arabic but make no mistake that`s the statement they made last night. Two attacks on the same area scream we can do this any time we want. Listening to BBC tv in the background all morning and i`ve yet to hear the words " islamic terrorists " mentioned once. ( no change there then ) One eyewitness heard them shout " this is for allah" as he stabbed a lass multiple times and was it. The thing is neither of the main parties are going to do a damn thing about this as we all know the drill by now.

Her current barnet looks like she should be on the bridge of the Death Star.

Remember the advent candle thingy, made of tinsel and Sunny Jims. Who came up with that one ? Mick Philpott?

Albert Einstein said insanity is repeating what you`ve been doing over and over again and expecting a different outcome. Nothing changed, nothing changes. I wonder what our forefathers make of us.

Pot, kettle, cunt.

Roger Moore. A poor man`s Timothy Dalton. Wasn`t scared to give the wife a clip either.

It probably had a tattoo on it`s leg/legs. Seems like it can be raining cats and dogs or blowing a fucking gale and those weak minded, self affirming ballbags need to display their perceived badges of courage , or skin doodles, regardless of the weather or common fucking sense. Facial tatts is another give away of a chap who is not a good decision maker and probably won`t amount to much. This pillock could be Pat Condell`s bro.......Peace!!

Fuck me my tits are bigger than that and the only medication i`m on is Aunt Bessies and Guinness.

I happened to be passing Punky`s house the other day when my attention was drawn to back of his Dacia car.The boot lid was up and what i can only describe as a hairy pink beanbag was hanging out over the tailgate with a red walnut whip perched on top. A few more steps and the sight of his "man friend" running out of the house with a jug of iced water confirmed the unsavoury truth.....

I`ve watched Tommy Robinson on the Rebel Media YouTube channel challenging these cunts on the way into court in Bristol i think and Cambridge. There are a few more trials he plans to highlight too. Strangely no BBC, ITV or C4 there which is odd as the BBC cunts were over Cliff Richard`s house like flies on shit. It`s documented on YouTube so hardly a figment of someone`s imagination or anecdotal evidence. Maybe all those kids only imagined it.

You sly old fucker.....

Pen, are you going to take that lying down ?

yet you say that like it`s a bad thing...

Does Fanta bring you out in ..er..lumps? If so, yes, yes it is.

`eavens have you tried Agent Orange ?

Before you say anything....shut up you delusional cunt.

You insensitive cunts, this poor lad has asperger`s just like that young man that hacked into the CIA , remember him? The fucker with a face like Skeletor. Asperger`s, better than the Honourable Michael Mansfield for getting you off.

My favourite drone is the General Atomics Reaper, really popular in Pakistan at large social events and get togethers. Can`t wait till DJI make a copy.