Neil

He sounds like a right cunt so I'm not even going to attempt to find out about him,he works for the beeb,nuff said

In sure you meant disc and not disk,what about sausage jockeys?

Pies Brosnan

And The Man With The Golden Bun

Can you imagine the next world summit with Trump and Putin? .Add Boris and it may as well be an episode of Its A Knockout.We're doomed Cpt Mainwairing,doomed

I fucking left that for Gyps you fucking thief

Arsenal could do with him

For Your Pies Only,The Pie Who Loved Me,Moonbaker,Live And Let Pie,Piefall,Pie Another Day,Tomorrow Never Pies,Never Say Pie. Fuck off

I think they're all named after the reading on the scales so it's going to be 32

Do the cunt for manslaughter,now that they've axed the show hopefully the cunt will never be seen or heard again.

Turn her over,slap her arse and ride the waves.You'd have to tie a scaffold board to your own arse if you had any chance of coming back out.The thing with these fat cunts is that it is a physical impossibility to wipe their own arse so what in God's name would you find down there in the folds? .

They all fucking end up that way

Couldn't tell,they were wrapped around my cock again!

As I wrote it I thought 'which prick will say it's only 5 webs?'.....Thanks for the answer

My turn........................That'll be the Doris Day

Is Freddie Starr still communicating with you even after death?

How is it possible to have a surprise 70th birthday? Surely the thick cunt knows he's 70.

Do you think he said to the chairman "Is it cos I is berlack?"

Fuck me!,my question was answered whilst typing,Gyppo you disappoint me

Honestly never watched it enough to even know the format,my son went to the auditions once and got so fucking nervous that if he had ended up on the show he'd probably have been one of the cunts you've been talking about. Did you hear Doris Day had died? Shall we have a bet on which cunt will post about it and then say "oh well,que sera,sera?....my money is on Pen

Shouldn't that read bodies?

I'm far from cultured ol mucker but I do know what's shite and what's not

Bitch & Butt Club

Chris Hughton sacked as Brighton manager because he's black..... Wait for the noirs to start jumping up and down voicing their views,It obviously has fuck all to do with the fact that he's the most fucking negative(no pun intended!) boring useless cunt that just about managed to keep his team of boring negative useless cunts in the premiership.no doubt Tommy Robinson had a word in the chairmans ear. Les Ferdinand can go and get fucked

Fuck!,Just read the headline 'Jeremy Kyle show suspended after death'.....Whoever wrote this,Sir,you are a cunt! I thought my Monday had been blessed with news that would spread joy around the country and then when I read on it's about some fuckwit chav that had appeared on the show,lets hope someone can frame Kyle for the the death and the cunt gets put away for life.