Neil

Let's be honest here,she's got a face like a sack full of spanners and if she was an animal you'd fucking shoot it.She looks like she fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, then her face caught fire and 5 men stamped the flames out....................I'd still spaff on her tits though!

I read about this and as a mark of respect I took the Volvo to the local car wash and paid 4 quid for a full valet ,god bless his soap wand and sponge.

At least he's alone again,naturally....he can find time to go help his mum in the corner shop...what?.oh fucking hell RONNIE you said

He's a lying cunt,no one dies of aids these days.Hes just after the sympathy vote to save his house.Fuck off bumboy,you reap what you sow and your sowed dirty aids so hurry up and perish

They all look like 'wide receivers' to me

Decs,Are you a little tetchy because your lot are fucking bottling it in true scouse fashion?.Ive not seen anyone struggle to get over line so much since Dorando Pietri(fucking look it up).Useless cunts

Was Max Clifford his publicist? To be advised to tell the little story of throwing someone in a canal to boost his biography sales was akin to Gerald Ratners gaff.Im sorry to hear he has aids though,I was rather hoping the cunt was already dead

Which one is the 'tight end'?

Glastonbury is full of drugged up hippies and stinks of piss and shit so in answer to your question,yes it's a lot like London

Now his cunt of a manager has piped up and made himself look an even bigger cunt.Football people are the biggest cunts out there,no fucking morals whatsoever. They'd sell their fucking mothers if it meant winning a game.lying cheating bastards

A cunt of the highest order... ..I'd fuck it senseless and then drown it......and then fuck it again before it got too cold.Take the little cunts off her before they turn into more publicity whore fuckwits

My missus gets all uppity at this time and just keeps pestering me with questions and mathmatical equations....it's a testing period for both of us Just Fuck Off

Substitute the little cunt? I'd have had him cleaning the kit and all the other lads boots.....with his tongue.......while whistling zip-a dee-doo-dah

It better be,I'm taking my mum and she'll throw the cunts over the edge if its shite

Agreed but its better when in Italy,In this country it 'aint the same.Sugar Beet do Brooklyn,now thats a decent imbibe

I would never eat in an establishment like that but then the older I get the more fucking fussy I am.Rooftop Gardens this week for sunday lunch.It better be good otherwise they'll be getting a good cunting on Trip advisor

I popped in to the Kings Head at Wroxham yesterday for a pint of San Miguel(funnily enough)..not a bad place but full of fucking munters and Essex chavs,the White Horse at Trowse got my patronage today,a pint of Coors(bubbly piss).Not a queer in site.As for fucking Hemsby,if they gave Norfolk an enema they'd put the needle in Hemsby

I saw Jesus in a fresh turd that I laid this morning,I called my missus in to hsve a look and as she opened the shit house door,rubbed her eyes and exclaimed "Jesus fucking christ!" ,"I know" I said,"its a fucking miracle 'ain't it"

Apparently over 700 million has been pledged already to rebuild the thing,imagine if Grenfell Tower had some stained glass windows or gothic architecture in it instead of just human beings?

Irony at its best

What a coincidence, I had French Fries for tea and I burnt them,God works in mysterious ways

The only tragedy is that it was empty

Total fucks given = 0

Send her a cheque.....in a parcel bomb together with a kilo of rusty nails.

It's a hobby not a profession