Neil

So have I,I'm having the other leg tested next week.

Apparently some fucking spear chucker has been scoffed whilst hunting rhino.The safari park have sent condolences to his family??...they should just send the cunts trousers.

It was a dead heat....but cooled down very quickly

The biggest crush at Carrow Road occurred when one of the vendors outside the ground started selling gloves with 6 fingers in them.

I hope the miserable little cunt feels upset enough to put a rope around his neck and rid us of his sorry little arse,whining bitch should take that little gay cunt Stirling with him

Are there any other type of actors?

What about the Sultan Of Swing? the dirty wife swapping raghead

Jesus! They're making burgers out of murdered coppers?

Have you got her number?

4 fucking 99!...I'm going to have to get some serious wank bank deposits or I'll be wankrupt in no time

You're all missing the point,the biggest question arising from this is who in their right mind would fuck that? I fucking hate pikeys,especially the race card playing cunts that have just moved in to my village and by buying green belt land and putting a bogus planning application in for a stable(A stable is too food for these feckless cunts)and have emotionally harangued the local council into giving in. Utter fucking cunts.I hope they get cancer

Oxford Dictionary meanings:Lovable Rogue...... 'A COMPLETE cunt who makes people's lives a misery at every opportunity,loved only by fucking slags and occasionally one parent(if known).Phrase commonly uttered at funerals and heard mainly by chavs and pikeys....also better known as 'A fucking horrible cunt'

What was he doing in the water? Not the front crawl obviously.The average national IQ just raised a notch

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I wish the cunt would declare himself a 'non singer' and just fuck off to oblivion,attention seeking shit stabbing whore

He's a cunt and no mistake

Stick Drawbridge up your arse(see what I did there?)

I blame his mum,she told him to go down the mosque and while he was waiting he could go through a couple of magazines

But not as bad as catching your mum wanking

Making a mistake when you're 15 is getting caught wanking by your mum not fucking joining ISIS.Cunt

All religion is a form of radicalisation and for that reason I'm out.Thank god I'm an atheist

What about all those cunts in the 2 world wars,the murdering cunts have gotten away with it what with dying and all that,heroes my fucking arse! Next time I'm in London I'm going to piss on the Cenotaph

What about Sir Punkape? A tryer but always coming up the rear

I could happily spend an hour or so with those puppies,lather the fuckers up and enjoy the best soapy tit wank in town

She'd get a full house from me,one in the gob and one up the rear whilst motor boating those jugs,lucky posh fucker