Neil

What? Books?

Where's his helmet?

Just ask the cunt to plug the lights in,240v and drool,a match made in heaven and job done

"No,I'm Brian and so's my wife"

And weigh it in first thing following morning

Hop,skip and a wink

Don't forget the spackers,I bet they have as long a segment on womens football(sic) as they do the mens.Some tart will be put forward for goal of the year to keep the balance and some poof will get an award for some shit and be let loose with a mic just to prove 'how far we've come'......A pile of televisual wank that will not see the light of day in my pad.Whoever the first shit stabber pro footieballer to come out is will have a job for life on the good 'ol Beeb.Perhaps they could have subsidised seats in the audience for all those unfortunate enough to be buggered by ex BBC employees,trouble is Wembley only holds 90,000. Cunts.

Dom you mean 'prolapsed fannies' or Michael Buble?

Who's going to be the first to say 'Punkers has always got a chap on his lips'...............oh,it's me

No need,the Carribean's already here

well he certainly wouldn't be able to swing his arms while walking ps back on topic you'll notice

As long as the devil is a black,lesbian pre-op

Nothing personal Roopsy but this is precisely the fucking lily livered leftie bollocks that is killing this country.They want to be part of 'normal' society so why can't they just do it fucking quietly instead of seeking attention by throwing hissy fits.We're never going to agree on this so don't bother replying.Thanks and have a nice day

Aren't they?

Grow some bollocks man,you've made a career out of telling jokes but as soon as the fucking poofs start getting upset you turn into a snowflake yourself.Just tell them to get fucked and get on with it.These queer cunts are being given to much airtime and voice,Just get on with your fucked up lives and ill ignore you and despise you in peace as long as you just shut the fuck up.

I got halfway through the 4th word!

Colostomy is not my bag

Anyone that wears a 20k kettle is a grade 1 cunt,the only possible reason for such opulence is so you can tell every cunt how much it cost which in turn makes you look like a twat

Just don't forget to unplug the bag when you roll her on her front otherwise that wet patch could turn out to be a bit stinky

She's a fucking snipers dream

Venice is nice,fuck driving there though

I think Decs meant 'if my boy ever came out.......I reckon he has missed the boat.

.....Shame because London is just full of fucking cunts. I rest my case m'lud

Mentally unstable cunts that need lobotomising

I did pass Soho,my missus couldn't understand why the fuck all the doormen kept asking me how I was.