Neil

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

Stop cock blocking me you cunt,I think I might be in here.

I'd do her,right up the stench trench.

Those fucking Swede doctors always had a better way to do a prostate examination eh? shame yours was positive but a better way to find out nonetheless

God bless ya Stubbs...thats one knocked out before tea,I'll save this in the 'ol wank bank for laters.

Just remembered...Rachel De Thame or Summat like that,the sort you'd offer to wipe down afterwards rather than piss clean.

That's not dirt under her fingernails it's Tommy Walsh's shit.Id gladly play with her tits until I spaffed all over them but she'd have to be gagged and have a fertiliser bag over her bonce for me to get even a chubby on.The other bird off of gardeners world would get her lady garden turned over,posh looking sort with long hair,I'm sure someone will tell me her name.......Oh and the rosy cheeked little Blond off of countrywide.I'd go roaming in her gloaming in an instant.

I thought this was the sick joke thread?......Oh wait,Frank and 'eavens......it is.

She goes on to support her evidence and theory, by saying Fruit bats suck each other off during and after sex, possibly for the same reason as the squirrel wanks,  We could learn a lot from these animals,Mrs N watches a lot of nature programmes,I might suggest that she pays more attention in future.

You are Theresa May and I claim my £5

But someone's got to clean the shitter

Lovely cakes though

Remember it well,the way the cunt yells "did you touch my motor" defines him as big a cunt as the fucking slag he got mixed up with, Denise Van outen.......thank fuck they never had kids!

She did say "I'll keep an eye out for you"

Fuck me Eric,You'll have to give me a while to go through the 'ol database of 'wouldn't touch it with yours '.......It may take a long time!

Ok,until it opens its gob

Is this Punkapes latest room service call?

There's 5 sphincters that leak whilst pissing without doubt.I would personally stab that cunt on the right without delay.

It's called anaphylaxis and it's a cunt as I found out a few years back.This year is a fucker as well as there's so many of the stripey little cunts.My missus hopes I get stung on the cock next time and that I should phone her before the swelling goes down......bitch

I think she came off worse

The only thing I'd like to engage you in is a fatal headlock.

That's quite funny....I think the 3 o'clock train returning to Norwich had the cleanest windows ever!

The beeb ARE the government's spokesperson because unfortunately most people only believe what they hear from the TV because politicians are so far removed from the 'real ' people it becomes the best way to spread their propaganda.Cunts one and all,just look at Piers Morgan,double cuntage

No need,I followed her round Sainsbury's,I've got fucking loads!

I think we should give the cunt another couple of go's,hopefully he wont fuck it up next time .Then we can promise him 70 virgins and blow the cunt to smithereens,Double whammy,one less shit skin(can I say that?) and one less cunt of a PM.