Neil

She's fucking ginger...nuff said

She still cant get her head around wi-fi and mobile service,"It says no service yet I can get on the internet"..yes,its fucking wi-fi when your indoors,"how comes I can't use my mobile then if i'm connected to wi-fi?"....Give me fucking strength!...I have lost count how many times Ive fucking told her that the PC needs to be on if she wants to play music through the Sonos system I have,"|I couldn't play any music today" she says..TURN THE FUCKING PC ON THEN YOU STUPID CUNT!"...."you dont need to turn the PC on if you want to play the music through Deezer".I say....."?????????"(1000 yard stare)....Oh just fuck off!

Is this from Viz?......."I was giving her one up the wrong 'un and suddenly without warning she dropped her chips"

It might as well be called 'take me up the arse'

?"gonna write a classic.........."

Unlike many others she's getting nowhere near my bellend

As bad as drinking cold tea or coffee,done for show...fuck off and drink a cup of warm bleach

I bet you don't know how to operate the fucking remote either

Just had a third couple confirm to me that most women are tech illiterate,fuck knows how many times I tell the stupid bint but my TV is always on standard definition when I walk in,when switched to hd you get " doesn't look any different to me"......same with the speaker system and surround sound,all 3 women concerned said that they fucking hate it and would rather have 4 channels and a fucking video recorder Fucking dopey cunts

You'd love to kiss George Michael behind the baubles you fucking poofter

I'd run my sword through it....

At least she saw the potential of the Beatles

sloppy seconds?

I'd deffo glaze her like a dunkin' doughnut since you ask,daily,for a year,or three,or until I was empty

I believe she has had a nose job....I thought they took some off not fucking added it on!

I'm wondering if when she got to the end of the 1st length she forgot to put her arms out to turn and face planted the side of the pool......turds you cannot polish

Does the g stand for gonzo? She looks like the cafe owner in Happy Days

That's two fucking noms I've actually agreed with,liked and found amusing,Punkers will you please go back to being a tedious boring cunt as soon as possible as I do not want to find you even mildly acceptable. Fuck off you fucking cock loving faux middle class wannabe homo Yours Fat Cunt

Eddie for PM

I know one of these veggie cunts who now says that her shopping tactics are to spend an amount that results in the cash she is about to tender will not require a £5 note in the change....stupid fucking bitch

Before you ask...no I fucking wouldn't!,who is feeding the fat cunt? She obviously can't pop down to One Stop and buy coke and crisps so some fucktard is adding to her fucking misery,shoot them both

Too fucking true I am,I'd first buy her a Leibfraumilch and I would only piss on her if she asked me to,I'm not a complete cunt

I'd have licked her arsehole clean back in the day but the stupid fucking slag has fucked up her chops by overdoing the botox,now she'd just get one up the stench trench and be fucking grateful

I actually agree 100 percent with this nom,our local town has 18 spaces of which 6 are for spackers.Now that I've agreed with the golfing homo that is Spunk Ape do i qualify for my badge?,I'll even paint my car pale blue and start dribbling if it means I don't have to walk so far to the bookies Fuck off