Neil

This nom should read 'cunts who bring their own kids to their wedding',quite literally 'little bastards'

Oh fuck,glad I put the padlock on the shed

"Yeah(*holds arm aloft) gimme six"

Freudian slip?,you raging sausage jockey

He's definitely stabbed quite a few blokes in the past

I believe he made the quote of "I hit a man once and he fell into the canal,I've no idea if he drowned as I ran away".This coincided with his book release so was a shit poor attempt to try to gain a few sales,If this has now come back to bite him on the arse then I would think the inmates of Amsterdams jail are about to get a new arse to extend,I think it may be stretched beyond repair but I hope 'Big Ruud' on C wing is preparing as we speak

Alex Jones you mean?....annoying voice but i'd line that as well

Decs has a point,get a fucking avatar you soppy cunt

I'm sure its probably repeat bollocks but if its not then yes,he indeed is a cuntstick

I would ride her like a fucking raging bull,I would have to stick my cock in her gob to shut the cunt up occasionally but helmet she would get

http://cars.aol.co.uk/2016/09/21/angry-4x4-driver-films-himself-shouting-abuse-at-cyclists/?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl1|sec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D-109717960_uk Proof that all cyclists are cunts,fucking cunts

Only cunts use public transport.....smelly cunts and shit nom cunts Hello and fuck off

It is indeed a total fucking balls up,Norwich is reliant on lights and ring roads and if just one of these has a hold up or a prang on it the fucking city grinds to a fucking halt,still wouldn't make me take to 2 wheels though,all cyclists are cunts,the lycra clad ones are sweaty cunts.Fuck off Manky and take your Claude Butler wiv ya

Racist

Or a Cuntina?

Is it a vulva?

They clean my car for 4 quid so can those 3 please stay,the rest can fucking do one

Yeah you two,you just never let a daygo by do you without uttering some un pc comment

Well ,she wasn't your type,but now he is Gaylord

Back on subject,that last album he made was utter fucking garbage,I think he may of died before he recorded it

No but his brother Dick is at the STD clinic I'll get me Mercury Prize

Or go to any boot sale anywhere in England on a sunday and be the only true brit in the place(and by fuck do they buy the biggest load of shit going)

The dog!

Oi,I'm the 'fuck anything' lowlife cunt around here,join the fucking queue