Neil

That was on the walk up to The Old Man Of Storr, try the Three Chimneys for a decent meal but take your Gold card,the robbing fucking cunts. You'll need a fucking woodstove that's for sure. It's my last night in Cyprus tonight and I've just been for a meal with Kleftiko on the menu,can't get away from the spindle legged cunt.

I fucking hate Christmas but I find myself hating it earlier and earlier each year! Bah fucking bumhug. Anyways I'm on my way to Cyprus and 28 degrees so everything and everyone can go and get fuuuuuuuuuckedmas

Yep, If I was offered one last night of fuckery before the doctors remove my remaining bollock,prostate and all the fucking pipes attached then Liz would get the fucking pounding of her life. We can but dream.

He did fuck Liz Hurley though.Mind you,who hasn't?

He's a cunt and no mistake but good on him for doing something his way and on his terms. How many of you want to have your kids wipe your arse and feed you baby food whilst sitting in your own piss?. Nice one Dave,and you put another foreign cunt out of a job. Geezer.

Yep,and there's my lunch I'd thought I'd never see again,Cunt

Seaman Stains

I do wonder if he killed himself in a Jeffrey Epstein way? It's a bit like the war in Gaza or blacks knifing each other,either way I couldn't give a cows cunt.

How many Dave Courtney's does it take to cover a light bulb?

Spawny cunt that survived a plane crash,won a world cup and other trophies and lived till 86,hats off to you Sir Bobby,you slap head northern cunt.

Just wonder how long it will be before these Tory cunts jump on to this conflict as an excuse to raise prices on whatever the fuck they want to' "Because of the ongoing war in Gaza we have had to raise the price of......." Blah fucking blah. Utter cunts

Me thinks it more resembles John West.

I'd just like to say that Hitlers mum never ever tucked me in.

Yeah but you'd still fuck her wouldn't you?

Yeah course it was, Couldn't possibly have been an electric car could it. What would that do for the future of these waste of time ,ugly as fuck overpriced Musk boxes?. 1500 cars,average £20 grand a pop, flight cancellation compensation, re-build of said car park.........Nah it was a diesel wasn't it? Not good for business eh? Fuck Off

It's almost daily now that Beeb scream a headline related to some bollocks about so called global warming. Reason being that it is the perfect excuse to raise taxes,spread panic,give it as the reason food prices must rise,oil price rises and every other bullshit propaganda they wish to spread. What happened to rising sea levels? Glaciers melting? Ozone layer disappearing? Get fucked with your hidden agendas,cunts

Why would you want to get to that shithole quicker?

I'm not sure who's mouth I'd rather shit in,this 'snipers dream' big headed little bodied bog eyed dusky cunt or Suckdick Khan's bald money grabbing,white hating fizzog.

Bye

Asda ia a fucking shithole and I wouldn't be seen dead in there, I hope you wiped your feet on the way out

I know the cunts can play bongos but you'd think with those lips thay could blow a fucking flute!

A lying copper, who'd have thunk it.

If they wore it with no sports bra,in the rain and they weren't a geezer bird but had decent tits it might make me tune in for a gander. Judging by the 'bulldog chewing a wasp' faced munters that usually try playing sports ill probably keep my dick in my pants thanks.