Neil

He made Puppet Man look fucking normal.well as normal as you can be from Norwich

Was it Tom Daley with a prolapsed rectum?

I wish you'd tell your son to fucking stay off CC

Having just had the misfortune of finding myself amongst the throng of shoppers in Norwich I am amazed at the number of Z factor cunts out there thinking that they're any good at performing whatever fucking shite they 'specialise' in,one such cunt looked like Ray Winstone plus tattoos but thought he was one of the Rat Pack and perched on a mini stage proceeded to murder every last mother fucking one of their back catalogue.Add this to the pervy little cunt that is Norwich Puppet Man(google it if you dont believe me) and it made an already fucking depressing experience even more miserable. Yo fucking ho ho.Cunts

SPACKER ALERT! SPACKER ALERT! SPACKER ALERT!

Should have given it to his pharmacist for finding yet another way to cover up the supply chain

It'll soon be dark

Without wish to sound like Punkers,If you will eat in such shit establishments what the fuck do you expect.I prefer to pay for quality rather than quantity,I know it all goes to make a turd but at leat my turds got quinoa in it

I fucking hate this time of year,furniture moved around to make room for various lights,decorations and a shit tree that in 10 days will cover the floor.Token presents that are virtually fucking worthless to me,If it wasn't for the grand kids I'd gladly foregoe the whole fucking shebang.If it wasn't for the young carol singers knocking at the door it'd be a complete waste of time

What? Books?

Where's his helmet?

Just ask the cunt to plug the lights in,240v and drool,a match made in heaven and job done

"No,I'm Brian and so's my wife"

And weigh it in first thing following morning

Hop,skip and a wink

Don't forget the spackers,I bet they have as long a segment on womens football(sic) as they do the mens.Some tart will be put forward for goal of the year to keep the balance and some poof will get an award for some shit and be let loose with a mic just to prove 'how far we've come'......A pile of televisual wank that will not see the light of day in my pad.Whoever the first shit stabber pro footieballer to come out is will have a job for life on the good 'ol Beeb.Perhaps they could have subsidised seats in the audience for all those unfortunate enough to be buggered by ex BBC employees,trouble is Wembley only holds 90,000. Cunts.

Dom you mean 'prolapsed fannies' or Michael Buble?

Who's going to be the first to say 'Punkers has always got a chap on his lips'...............oh,it's me

No need,the Carribean's already here

well he certainly wouldn't be able to swing his arms while walking ps back on topic you'll notice

As long as the devil is a black,lesbian pre-op

Nothing personal Roopsy but this is precisely the fucking lily livered leftie bollocks that is killing this country.They want to be part of 'normal' society so why can't they just do it fucking quietly instead of seeking attention by throwing hissy fits.We're never going to agree on this so don't bother replying.Thanks and have a nice day

Aren't they?

Grow some bollocks man,you've made a career out of telling jokes but as soon as the fucking poofs start getting upset you turn into a snowflake yourself.Just tell them to get fucked and get on with it.These queer cunts are being given to much airtime and voice,Just get on with your fucked up lives and ill ignore you and despise you in peace as long as you just shut the fuck up.

I got halfway through the 4th word!