Neil

Is this Punkapes latest room service call?

There's 5 sphincters that leak whilst pissing without doubt.I would personally stab that cunt on the right without delay.

It's called anaphylaxis and it's a cunt as I found out a few years back.This year is a fucker as well as there's so many of the stripey little cunts.My missus hopes I get stung on the cock next time and that I should phone her before the swelling goes down......bitch

I think she came off worse

The only thing I'd like to engage you in is a fatal headlock.

That's quite funny....I think the 3 o'clock train returning to Norwich had the cleanest windows ever!

The beeb ARE the government's spokesperson because unfortunately most people only believe what they hear from the TV because politicians are so far removed from the 'real ' people it becomes the best way to spread their propaganda.Cunts one and all,just look at Piers Morgan,double cuntage

No need,I followed her round Sainsbury's,I've got fucking loads!

I think we should give the cunt another couple of go's,hopefully he wont fuck it up next time .Then we can promise him 70 virgins and blow the cunt to smithereens,Double whammy,one less shit skin(can I say that?) and one less cunt of a PM.

Does she take it up the shitter?

I wouldn't let her ugly northern chops anywhere near my bell end,she looks like a cross between Les Dawson and Tommy Cooper and sounds even fucking worse.

Apparently its how you shake the beans

Have you got her number?

I'm sure he meant 'Gingers'........fucking predictive text eh?

Thanks for explaining 'childless',who'd have thought it meant 'unable to have children'?,can you explain 'brainless'?

Are you Nigerian?

You make it sound like I sit indoors wanking all day,I do go into Norwich occasionally http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/crime/woman-sexually-assaulted-norwich-underpass-1-5659032

AOL,I did have bestiality.com until I opened it one day with the mother in law in the room,now it's just Cuntscorner,ratemypoo & water sports.com

What would you like to say? And while your at it discuss Celebs On The Farm on channel 5,'er indoors recorded it and I can honestly say it makes other reality shows look like Mastermind.More fucking gays on it than in Punkers cellar

I quite like a woman that eats meat on a first date,have you got her number?

I got beachy head once,Under Lowestoft Pier I think it was.

Its a 'triple bagger' from me

Not Frank's obviously

If they start talking.......'click'

Yeah,but she does give good head.