Neil

Agreed,I'll be in physio for fucking weeks

mine's even fatter,got her own postcode!

No I was busy with someones missus at a travelodge,hope she got home OK?

Id afford her a Dirty Sanchez or if she was a good girl maybe even an Angry Dragon

Can you appeal? I'll get my cassock

Chill out you cunts!

Did someone call?

Now THAT I'd watch

Exactly,and that's at 50% capacity,what used to flow in gallons now only available in pints! A double barrel shotgun with only one cartridge can still do some damage

That could have been me typing that.Any cunt who misses work,holiday,sporting event or basically anything else to rush to see a fucking great gash the size of basketball can just get fucked,what's wrong with going on the piss and waiting for some cunt to phone you and tell you that the trouble has finally shat out your chavvy,worst fucking experience of my life(and that includes waking up bollockless).Fucking irons

Tommy,Is that you?

Bill,we're under attack,planet flid has released the mongs and they're headed our way.The head spackers are already here,I'm off to bed and hopefully when I awake they'll all have been re-spasticated to their own land.Wibble wibble

Is this anywhere near Florida Keys?

I think he prefers hairy arsepits

I think you should be more worried about the ones with hairy chins

I think he mis-typed his name,should have read Rastus Cocksmoke

Fuck me BDS,don't you have an 'off' button?

Still on the red Smarties I see,have you ever heard the saying less is more?,in your case this doesn't apply to your IQ.

Promising start,just don't fall into BDC's moronic abuse repartee trap and you may last a good while Oh and by the way, fuck off you fucking flid

I think Punkers must have been in London for the weekend and shat out a large spunk ball that he has accumulated over the last few years of rent-boy dalliance

Shaving for ops or tattoos are exempt,for vanity means you're a cunt

Some Spanish footballer (iron) has had to withdraw from a Champions League match tonight because after shaving his legs he has developed a pimple that has turned poisonous and he can't pull his socks up,what a fucking raging pooftah.The only thing a real man has to shave is his chin,any cunt that shaves any other part of their body is a batting for the other side and deserves a butt fucking from the biggest girl footballist of all...Ronaldo,as bent a cunt as you could ever find running around a pitch.Can you imagine Peter Storey,Norman Hunter or Dave McKay doing it,those cunts would have played with a fucking broken leg(a big fuck off hairy one)

I can confirm that this is a euphemism,she always 'goes a strummin' when pissed up on Rioja.You wait till she 'smashes the pinata',very messy

Was I being too presumptuous?...jeeez you must be one sick cunt

Dear BDS AKA Bent Dire Shitcunt Allow me to introduce myself,I am the sites resident perv and having just logged on after a 4 day wanking and leching session I find myself having to read some absolute fucking bollocks in every single one of your posts,not one single cunt pic (except your own).I think you will be gone very soon along with the other mongs who came on here all guns blazing and making themselves look like absolute bell ends.The sunshine bus leaves the end of the road about 4.30,please be on it,those windows won't clean themselves