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Neil

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  1. I believe he made the quote of "I hit a man once and he fell into the canal,I've no idea if he drowned as I ran away".This coincided with his book release so was a shit poor attempt to try to gain a few sales,If this has now come back to bite him on the arse then I would think the inmates of Amsterdams jail are about to get a new arse to extend,I think it may be stretched beyond repair but I hope 'Big Ruud' on C wing is preparing as we speak
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    Davina McCall

    Alex Jones you mean?....annoying voice but i'd line that as well
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    Keith lemon

    Decs has a point,get a fucking avatar you soppy cunt
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    Keith lemon

    I'm sure its probably repeat bollocks but if its not then yes,he indeed is a cuntstick
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    Davina McCall

    I would ride her like a fucking raging bull,I would have to stick my cock in her gob to shut the cunt up occasionally but helmet she would get
  6. http://cars.aol.co.uk/2016/09/21/angry-4x4-driver-films-himself-shouting-abuse-at-cyclists/?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl1|sec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D-109717960_uk Proof that all cyclists are cunts,fucking cunts
  7. Only cunts use public transport.....smelly cunts and shit nom cunts Hello and fuck off
  8. It is indeed a total fucking balls up,Norwich is reliant on lights and ring roads and if just one of these has a hold up or a prang on it the fucking city grinds to a fucking halt,still wouldn't make me take to 2 wheels though,all cyclists are cunts,the lycra clad ones are sweaty cunts.Fuck off Manky and take your Claude Butler wiv ya
  9. They clean my car for 4 quid so can those 3 please stay,the rest can fucking do one
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    Norwich Sausage Club

    Yeah you two,you just never let a daygo by do you without uttering some un pc comment
  11. Well ,she wasn't your type,but now he is Gaylord
  12. Back on subject,that last album he made was utter fucking garbage,I think he may of died before he recorded it
  13. No but his brother Dick is at the STD clinic I'll get me Mercury Prize
  14. Or go to any boot sale anywhere in England on a sunday and be the only true brit in the place(and by fuck do they buy the biggest load of shit going)
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    Eh?

    Oi,I'm the 'fuck anything' lowlife cunt around here,join the fucking queue
  16. I know,even if we could rival the holocaust these cunts are every fucking where and growing in numbers,sales of preparation h must be at an all time high
  17. No one has ever called you mate,that would infer you have friends and we all know the only 'mates' you have are the ones that charge by the hour and carry condoms,baby oil and butt plugs
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