I watched Streisand at Hyde park a couple of years ago, still got it. A surprise walk on from Lionel Ritchie also great. Support act Bryan ferry, absolute dogs shit. Ps a sausage dog is not a real dog, it’s a dog for Sausage jockeys.
I’ve just listened to myself and I feel sick, all my life I’ve thought I sounded like ray fucking winstone when in fact I sound like the nonce from derek. I’m driving me electric wank wagon into the Thames, frying tonight.
I will let you into a secret , a few years ago I was an extra in Eastenders, I’ve appeared in 11 episodes, also 3 outings in London's burning, fucking faggot.