Eddie

You're really turning into a sour puss.

You know Ape is on the breadline, tone it down a little.

What part is not true?, I know you have 4 pens not 3...

Ape, I'm not Italian, it was all a ruse. I'm a blond haired blue eyed beauty, thick as cow shit but earning a shed load. It's an injustice that you earn very little despite your six GCSE qualifications and your four year apprenticeship in engineering, it's a fucked up world. I can imagine you now, sitting cross legged in your overalls, 3 pens in your breast pocket, racing to finish the sudoku before the lunch time whistle sounds.

Don't fight it bill, embrace the dark side, pun intended. Join up and I will send you a tin opener.

How about Islamic Italians, they're the real cunts.

How very dare you.

Lovely to hear from you jacko, poverty is indeed a cruel mistress, I do enjoy a pot noodle, it will be even better when I can afford a kettle. Have you heard about bill, only turns out his a a racist Nazi, I'm thinking of inviting him over for dinner.

ok, lets start with Israel.

I've pm bill and asked him to apologise for his abhorrent, repugnant racial attack, my confidence has been destroyed and I cant leave the house. I hope everyone else isn't so anti Italian. Just because we eat smelly cheese, our sons grow beards so they can look like their mothers and we talk with our hands there is no need for such nastiness.

Cloudy in Blighty today scrote, although Donald always brightens my day with his no nonsense, sensible approach.

Trump was right to defend himself against the viscous attack by Mr khan the father of the Muslim solider killed in Iraq. The race to the White house is too close to call but if God is indeed a christian, Donald will be victorious.

Don't be a hater, we are all one race, I've been protesting all day at the Byron burger in London with JudgeTWI, no borders, no nations stop deportation.

He would be next to useless at one of Bills coke fulled gatherings, nice hair cut to just set it all off.

You thicko racist fucking cunt, Ape, I need your help...

what has Frankie Boyle ever done to you cunts.

Well said, these cunts work and live in filth. I visited a bloke from school who worked on 'the dust' , I was having a piss in his kitchen sink and noticed the filthy cunt had 'used' tea bags floating about in the dish water, dirty fucking cunt.

Show off, any jobs going?, fatty and I have been' let go' from Furniture land, fatty is almost house trained and my racist tourette outbursts are nearly under control, although the supervisor at furniture land didn't think so the golliwog cunt face.

She looked like she had been dunking apples in a deep fat fryer and smelt like a piss head's carpet, her flaps were like John Waynes saddle bags etc etc.

Is it still held aboard the Morning Cloud?

Boring zzzzzzzzz, thanks ape I am now ready for bed, night night.

Still preferable to being stuck in a lift with you, boring cunt...

Pinkape is a strange one, only slightly less gay than his white skinny Jean wearing, jimmy somerville looking alter ego big gay Frank who is dying of the aids.

I wish, me and fatty work at furniture land. Come down, there's no veneer in here.

A certain fat cunt in the office eagerly describes his weekend horizontal jousting conquests on a Monday morning. He paints a beautiful picture in vivid detail despite no one on the desk showing the slightest interest. This morning however he surpassed himself by showing before and after photos. The before photo offered a smartly dressed, quite nicely made up old boot, not too bad. The morning after photo can only be described as showing a crack whores mug shot. His jizz must Be the reverse formula of oil of ulay as this women now resembled Zelda from the Terrahawks. Vile, vile fat git.