Eddie

Fuck off.

If that's all you can afford and it makes you happy, good for you.

Traffic is a joke tonight Frank, blackwall tunnel is closed, I fear I won't make it back to my suburban semi in time for eastenders.

Even if his place of business is shut he will always mange to keep his hand in.

It's coming to something when you hope Boris 'down syndrome' Johnson is on the winning side.

I am shit scared if we vote out, war in Europe, recession, NHS fails, house prices crash, unemployment goes through the roof and the judge stops sucking off blokes in public toilets. Well the last one on the list is just as likely as the rest

You get 'bogof' on the black ones

Fuck off bumder

Gwyneth Paltrow is another top draw cunt, steam cleaning her vagina, eating 1 carrot per day prepared by her chef and her kids raised by a nanny, but she can advise the normal mum's as a 'life advisor', pretentious skinny no tits slag.

Most film stars are cunts, that's a given,however Leonardo DiCaprio has upped the ante by taking a private jet to New York to to collect an environment award, before getting back on the plane the following day to attend a Gala in Paris. I also bet he also drives a Prius, but only when his fleet of Aston's and Bentley's are dirty. Perhaps only Ghetto-tastic american rappers such as Kanye West or P Diddy can come close to matching these cuntbags.

Sneaky butcher.

Turd Burglar.

Well said deebom, far too many do gooders on this site. Survival of the strongest, Darwin was just a theroy.

Jesus MC, you can half talk a load of drivel. Can I interest you in the south east white knights, we have a free calendar for members.

Genius!

Fuck off.

Inspired!

I have seen your work and compared to Mr April (manky) you've got nothing to worry about.

I am producing a whites knights calender for our membership, what month shall I put you down for?

Well I quite liked it. Little daily mail reader about it, snobbish, little racist and judgmental. Roops I may have had you completely wrong, would an application form to the southeast white knights be of interest?

What's happened to you QC, no venom left in your child like strikes and defending punkape. A shadow of your former self, hopeless.

Northern pikey.

They are called northerners and also race pigeons and wear flat caps, most are also unemployed.

You fat hairy cunt, you resemble that lump of lard from that tv series 'lost'.

I am waiting on a call back from the chuckle brothers.