Eddie

I would love to give that stumpy cunt a yo-yo, should piss him off in no time.

more chance of the judge winning slimmer of the week at weight watchers than peace whilst isreal exsists

Don't be hard on yourself Fwank, with your tedious tales of travel, or your fascinating life as a well heeled estate agent , you my friend are top of the class bar none. Joey Deacon.

fuck me, well done on posting the bloody obvious, brilliant.

smelly African cunts, bet the driver had his window down , even if it was raining

EMPLOYERS: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin.

jordan is funny in the chuckle brothers

if Govan is anything like that portrayed on Rab c Nesbitt , it must be challenging to differentiate between half demolished blocks and those occupied...

nobgobbler ?

In your range rover passing through Wiltshire obviously heading to Cheshire. Penis.

did you get that from your private education as punkape or as the well traveled frank, or the new creation chef, Schizophrenia is not to be taken lightly. However the common theme, all three are pathetic.

fascinating observation, wanker. People fantasize about something they wish they had become, in your case punkape, frank or this new hilarious but very similar chef. Call it a day , if you're honest with yourself you are a bit of a sad prick.

silly boring cunt, fuck off you're well past you're sell by date.

with a little help from his friends he will be in a cushy prison before too long, and well protected.

lining up boys in front of the altar so they 'are naked before God' Isn't exactly hard work, well not until he starts wanking...

A member of the royal family, a senior judge, cabinet ministers and public school headmasters all supported this cunt who escaped prosecution for sexual abuse 22 years ago. The dirty old perv sent to jail today , how many uncle jimmy moments has he had in the last 22 years because of his pals in High places ? Makes you question why , MP'S , judges and members of the royal family supported him...

done the 'back door shuffle' myself last night, and see another of our group getting into a taxi. Its a wide spread practice but you must switch your phone off.

we won the ashes?, someone should have mentioned it...

Sword swallowers

you miserable cunt, why can't you be like the other gays and be happy and bubbly.

I intend to live forever, or die trying...

if you can't decipher that yourself please seek legal advice, you must be entitled to a carer...

I did think it was a poor attempt at humour, Do you ever think what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

a whiter shade of pale was shit

guns don't kill people, it's the bullets that do the damage, let them keep their guns just ban bullets, problem solved.