Ape™️

Run where with it? Should I do a short 5 miler or something longer? I'd probably feel more comfortable with a knife in each hand to be honest, to balance things up. Oh, I nearly forgot - fuck off.

I know exactly what you mean. I start the day full of hope that the cunt no longer exists, but soon have my dreams shattered by a post about me flying rc helicopters or some other drivel. Perhaps tomorrow.......

Don't fucking tease me.

Silence, cretin.

Give it a rest Pansy, you've done your oh-so-hilarious little cat jibe to death. It wasn't, isn't and never will be funny - much like you. Fuck off.

No, he's going to have to elaborate a lot. This is the kind of utter shite that Lady P posts - it's a fucking disgrace.

I'd have bcc'd this to Frank and Mike fuckin' Dee too.

It's uncanny the way that happens......

I admit to not being a great fan of cats. My dog shares my sentiments.

Cheeky wank time?

I wouldn't take too much notice of what Withers says, Stoopy. Think of him as the village idiot of CC - weird but harmless.

What's the last item he removed from you?

I'm sure knowing him comes in very handy for you.

You've got a very active imagination when it comes to matters of the male arse. I'm absolutely convinced you're a colossal homosexual. Fucking wanker.

Is this a made up word that you and your arse-bandit partner use? Fuck off.

Answer the question, wanker.

Please point out where Ape "got all het up" about this? Please, please don't tell me you think it was when I said "let's not go there" to Punkers?

Why the comma after Ape? I've noticed you do this a lot. Are you simple?

I'd have thought you'd be the very last person to get involved in a discussion about revealing personal information, you stupid fucking wanker!

No, I don't get it. So I have a daughter? So fucking what? I've got a wife, and parents, and a brother, and a dog. So fucking what? If someone says terrible things to a person they've never met, about a person they've never seen - that's supposed to bother me? I take everything that's said on here it the context of the site - cuntish. I take nothing seriously. So. Please indulge me and explain what it is I "still don't get".

When did you first realise you were a raving homosexual?

You're at it again with your Ape obsession. Would it help if I sent you a photo to wank over? Fuck off.

Yes, without God you wouldn't be half the raving fucking poof you are now. Fuck off.

You really are a dreadful individual. Fuck off.

An ameba eh? lol.