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Indeed she can. With just a few household items she is able to construct complex devices such as a Tokamak. And with a few basic chemicals she can produce hydrogen isotopes to use as fuel. She's one clever cunt.

Hmmm, perhaps you need to relearn the meaning of the word 'only' - spastic dunce.

Oh great, the dour Scottish cunt wins again. Fucking cunt.

He forgot to mention that he's the only person that touches his cock.......

Well, we know who S.P.O.T.Q is now - 401 marathons.

Ah, the old Tesco subroutine eh? This must be the Punkape.exe version of safe mode, where instead of a minimal set of drivers being loaded, a minimal amount of originality, humour and intelligence are called. Fuck off you piece of binary fucking shit.

Fuck off with your anti-Welsh drivel now, isn't it.

Cuddly cunt! Cuddly cunt!

What do cunts make?

I think it's fair to say that you're a fucking lunatic, Frank. What on earth possesses you do make such a complete cunt of yourself? Anyway, since you're here - what do you make of the verbose, word-mongering Dan?

You need to man the fuck up Frank, you self-pitying turd. If you learned to exercise a bit of restraint, instead of getting banned for CANCER references every five minutes, you could be funny again. A word of advice though: enough of the gangling, white-jeaned faggot nonsense.

Do you work to some kind of rota with your chosen topics? You've been heavily queer / AIDS biased lately, with little religious content (aka bollocks), but now you seem to have gone full-on with the sky fairy shit. Perhaps you need a firmware upgrade?

Come on Punky, don't start all this nonsense again. Before you know it you'll be ranting about homosexuality and AIDS. Chill the fuck out, you ridiculous fool.

You could save a bit more energy by switching off your phone and computer, and shutting the fuck up.

Tha' knows.

Yes, an almost child-like creepiness too. Fucking spacker.

Looks like we both have short attention span syndrome, Gongers.

Evening old friend. How are you?

Ah, I see. For a minute I thought you had verbose fucking wanker syndrome! Great insult by the way - really top notch.

Fucking hell, have you got some disease where words build up inside you, and you have to release them or explode?

You, Jacko, are a fucking gent.

Did you try and sneak a look in the laundry basket for any of his daughters panties?

What does blazed mean? Are you American?

Roops, I'm intrigued: how have you managed to learn so very much about everything? Are you an engineer or a scientist, or just someone that uses Google to try and appear much, much cleverer that they really are?