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I've never known a CC member whose avatar so perfectly fits my mental image of them. Well done IKTC.

Please don't take this the wrong way, but I must ask: are you female?

I know what it means - it's just that no one from the UK would ever call it a liquor cabinet. That's what Yanks say.

I don't need to transport stuff that requires anything bigger than a car. What's a liquor cabinet?

I'll stick to a car - I have a house to provide all the space I need.

I've never owned a van either, and it's not one of my goals in life.

Is this an admission that you do know each other outside of CC, or is it just the ramblings of a lunatic?

Anyone who runs their car to empty, with the multitude of fuel stations around these days, is a fucking idiot. Sorry, but unless you have a faulty fuel gauge, there is no excuse for it.

You really are a spastic of almost Biblical proportions. You've remained dormant for days and now you produce this utter shit. I really hope you didn't spend a lot of time on your predictable, repetitive and utterly pathetic post, and found time to play with your SS Death camp battalion action figures?

Care to explain which of my posts were plagiarised from The New Statement Ding, you fucking lunatic?

What the fuck is this nonsense?

Is he still very angry and aggressive?

How's Eric today? Is he still acting like a prick?

Evening Punkers, how's your day been?

953.

What's the matter with you Quincy, you dreadful cunt?

Sometimes it's best to post nothing.

High five!

Thankfully no, I don't know you. I pity anyone that does.

Not sure exactly how old it is - it's been in the garage for over 15 years. It's fucking splendid.

You know nothing about me Eric. Please don't presume to. Oh, just for the record, 946.

I don't know, and I don't care - I've just opened a bottle of Hine XO.

So what did you mean by the first quote then? Please indulge me.

Well clever little you - bet you're feeling very pleased with yourself. Eric's continued threats of violence only serves to confirm what an idiot he is.

But the difference is, dopey, that Frank is just being Frank. You, on the other hand, are genuinely being agressive.